I don't know if she's reading this (my guess is "Probably not") but I did want to give a shoutout to my sister Debbie, who's celebrating her birthday today. (As my parents used to say ad nauseam, "She was a late firecracker.")
I'm too much of a gentleman to reveal her age but let's just say she's as old as Jack Benny and leave it at that. Her daughter (my niece) Rachel's birthday comes later this month...she'll be eight years old.
Happy boithday, Deb!