As Sam Johnson disclosed in one of the comments sections below, I did have the opportunity to call him yesterday (looking for a phone number of a mutual friend) and, naturally, we talked on the subject of the election. We are both in agreement that the sun shines brighter and the sky is a little bit bluer. And Sam’s little old rattle trap Ford coupe even seems a little bit newer. (By the way, if you recognized this as Carl Smith’s It’s a Lovely, Lovely World, give yourself a self-satisfied pat on the back.)
Sam related to me a phone call he received later that night from a conservative friend in Atlanta, who apparently resurrected former Rep. Dick Armey’s (as well as many other assorted wankers) mantra from 1992, stating that the President-Elect “is not my president.” Sam was rather evasive about the rest of the call, but after an exhaustive Internets search (The Google is magic, baby!) I was able to track down a recording. What follows is a plot so insidious and sinister that I risk my life and the lives of associates here at Thrilling Days of Yesteryear just posting it…but the truth must be told:
A spokesperson for The Real Sam Johnson Show declined to comment.