Now that we’ve all had a few days to recover from the
cliffhanger atrocity that was Jungle Queen (1945), I thought I’d serve up a far
better serial for our weekly taste of action and thrills here at Serial
Saturdays…and because one of my childhood heroes was The Green Hornet,
this 1940 Universal adaptation of the popular radio program should be just the
tonic. While I was born a good deal
after the “Har-nut’s” heyday over the ether (the show ran from 1936 to 1952, leaving
the airwaves when Orange Crush dropped its sponsorship) the show was one of
several that emerged during a resurgence known as the “nostalgia boom” in the
1970s. My family and I lived quite a
ways from Huntington, WV…but one of their local radio stations (WGNT, now WRVC)
ran OTR shows nightly five times a week: Hornet, The Shadow, The
Lone Ranger, Fibber McGee & Molly and Gangbusters. (I saw these programs advertised heavily on
WOWK, the Huntington TV station we could
pick up.)
I can still remember the first Green Hornet broadcast I
listened to: “Figure on the Photograph” (04/13/46 ), which I caught via Marietta ,
OH ’s WBRJ (the AM station would often play
old-time radio programs on New Year’s Day).
I thought it was amazing, and it’s nice to know there’s still a kid
inside me that gets a big kick out of putting on an episode of the Hornet
every now and then. I’ve actually
watched the 1940 Universal serial before, but this re-watch will be a special
treat because for their 2009 DVD release, VCI Entertainment was able to obtain
35mm prints from Universal for their restored presentation. The serial looks amazing, and it should make
for fairly decent screen caps.
So we’re underway…and after the opening credits, we find
ourselves in an experimental laboratory secretly housed in the apartment
building where wealthy playboy and newspaper publisher Britt Reid (Gordon
Jones) resides. Reid and his valet Kato
(Keye Luke) are in the process of blowing something up real good.
REID: That chemical has a powerful
kick…you think the motor will stand it?
KATO: It’s the strongest motor ever built…and the fastest!
REID: Yeah…thanks to your
scientific knowledge…
KATO: I am satisfactory as a valet, too?
“Been meaning to talk to you about that, Kato old sock…as a
valet, you leave a lot to be desired.”
No, I’m just kidding about that—but now’s as good a time as any to
introduce our dramatis personae. Britt Reid is played by Gordon Jones, in what
is no doubt his most famous onscreen role…and while Jones is very good in the
part, I always have a little trouble with him at first because I’m more
familiar with his turns as either a Western heavy (and sidekick; he was
“Splinters” in several Roy Rogers oaters) or as “Mike the Cop” on The
Abbott & Costello Show. Keye
Luke, who plays faithful valet Kato, was by this time in his career a seasoned
screen veteran due to his casting as Number One Son Lee Chan in the Charlie
Chan films. Luke has a metric ton of
both movie and TV credits (his best-known being “Master Po” on Kung
Fu), but what’s always impressed me is that the actor appeared in so
many Universal serials. In addition to
this and the same year’s follow-up, The
Green Hornet Strikes Again! (in which he reprises his Kato role) he’s also
in The Adventures of Smilin’ Jack (1943),
Secret Agent X-9 (1945) and Lost City of the Jungle (1946).
REID: Perfectly…it was a lucky day
for me when I rescued you from that native in Singapore …
KATO: He tried to kill me…because I am a Korean!
When The Green Hornet first premiered
over WXYZ Radio (Detroit ) on January 31, 1936 (as The
Adventures of the Hornet), Kato was of Japanese ancestry. World events in 1937 (Japan’s invasion of
Shanghai, China) soon made being Japanese in the U.S. as popular as smallpox,
and by July 1939 the program’s creative team started to switch Kato’s
nationality from Japanese to Filipino, with the change becoming complete by
June of 1941. Since the serial didn’t
have the luxury of examining Kato’s national origin for several years they
decided to state up front in the first chapter that he was Korean.
KATO: You shall never be sorry you saved my life…
REID: You’ve repaid me many times
by your faithful service, Kato…
KATO: Thank you, Mr. Britt…
Oh…rent a room, you two…
REID: Have you tried the new horn?
KATO: Listen! (He and Reid walk over to an automobile, and
getting into the front seat, he activates the car’s horn…which sounds like a
buzzing bee)
REID: Sounds like the giant green hornet we encountered in Africa !
All I have to do is hear the words “giant” and “hornet” and
I know that’s one safari I’m relieved
I missed.
KATO: Everything about this car is most unusual…
REID: Yeah, you’re right! It was all built here in secret! When I spring it on the world…
KATO: Everybody will be most surprised!
REID: Yeah, and it’ll prove to that
skeptical old dad of mine that I’m not just a playboy…
If it sounds as if our hero has some daddy issues…it’s due
to the later development of the historical record that Britt Reid’s father was
Dan Reid, who started The Daily Sentinel newspaper after
inheriting the silver mine co-owned by his uncle John…who let the fight for law
and order in the early western United States as The Lone Ranger. (Don’t think that subject didn’t come up
during every freaking family holiday dinner, either.) Looking at his watch, Britt surmises that
it’s about time for him to get a visit from Michael Axford (Wade Boteler), his
“bodyguard.” So he and Kato slip into a
secret passageway and head back toward Reid’s living quarters.
KATO (with a slight bow to Axford):
Breakfast is ready…
AXFORD: Breakfast, is it? Sufferin’ snakes…here it is, after ten o’clock and Britt Reid—boss of a metropolitan newspaper—is not out
of bed yet! (Exasperated, he strolls
over to Reid’s bedroom door and begins to rap furiously until Britt emerges)
REID: Morning, Michael…breakfast
ready? Why didn’t you call me?
AXFORD: Call you? Sure, I’ve been
knockin’ at your door for hours!
REID: Michael, my father originally
hired you as a reporter?
AXFORD: Yes, sir…
REID: Somehow you became my
bodyguard?
AXFORD: Yes, sir…
REID: Then under the
circumstances…do you think it’s right to wreck my father’s building by breaking
down the doors? (He then grins)
AXFORD (laughing): Ah ha…go on with
ya…that’s no way to treat an old cop like me…
The Axford of the radio series was indeed an
ex-policeman—though my memory seems to recall that he was first hired as muscle
to protect Britt and then became a reporter afterward. Whichever and whatever, Axford’s line about
“an old cop like me” is very amusing in that character actor Boteler, with
close to 500 film appearances to his credit, was a cop in about 90% of
them. Wade goes on to reprise his role
as “Mike Axford” in The Green Hornet
Strikes Again!, and also appears in the Universal serials Red Barry (1938) and Don Winslow of the Navy (1942).
A screen wipe establishes that the next scenes take place at
Reid’s newspaper, The Daily Sentinel (though
the screen cap above leaves out the “Daily”), and arriving at his office he
greets his secretary Lenore “Casey” Case (Anne Nagel). On radio, Casey was the only member of the
cast who suspected that Reid and the Green Hornet may have been one and the
same…though she never found out for certain.
As played by Nagel in this serial and Strikes Again!, she’s the most vocal champion of His Hornetness;
the actress had a lengthy if undistinguished movie career, with appearances in
several Universal serials including Winners
of the West (1940) and the previously mentioned Don Winslow. (Nagel and Botelier
also worked together in one of my favorite Columbia serials, 1942’s The Secret Code.)
REID: Morning, Miss Case…
CASEY: Good morning, Mr. Reid…
(Glancing at her watch) If it is
still morning…
REID: Well, it’s never afternoon
‘til you’ve had lunch… (He playfully wipes at her nose) Ah, wasting carbon…most
inefficient…
CASEY: You seem to forget that this
paper is being run despite the lack
of a top executive…
REID: And to think you were my
father’s secretary for five long years…
CASEY: Which reminds me…you have an
appointment with two of your father’s old friends at 11:30 …Judge Stanton and the police commissioner…
REID: I wonder what they want to
see me about?
CASEY: To compliment you, no doubt,
on those scathing editorials
attacking the racketeers of our great city…which you haven’t written…
Miss Case also informs Reid that Jasper Jenks is waiting to
see him in his office—Jenks being a character introduced in the early days of
the radio run (he’s The Sentinel’s
ace reporter) and played by Philip Trent…also billed as “Clifford Jones” early
in his career. Playing the “M-G-M Crime
Reporter” in some of that studio’s Crime Does Not Pay shorts is apparently
sufficient experience for him to tackle this role.
JENKS: We’ve got the drop on a
great scoop, boss…
REID: What is it?
JENKS: The Billings Dam project…
REID (sitting down at his desk): Old stuff…
JENKS: No, it isn’t! I got it straight—the
whole project is being constructed with cheap, undergrade material and
condemned machinery!
REID: Where’d you get your information?
JENKS: From one of the foremen!
REID: Disgruntled employee, huh?
JENKS: Oh no, boss…this is straight stuff…ah, let me take Clicker Binnie
and go out there and…
REID (interrupting him): …and get
your feet wet…forget it, Jenks…
JENKS: Okay…but we’re missing a
bet, I tell ya…
Ben Bradlee he ain’t.
Seriously, I don’t know how Reid’s paper would ever stay in business if
he’s that reluctant to have someone go out there and at least check it
out. On his way out of the office, Jenks
meets up with Casey…who announces that the two men (Stanton and the
commissioner) have arrived for their appointment. The actor playing Judge Stanton is our old
pal Joseph Crehan, who beginning in 1942. appeared in a Universal serial every year: Gang Busters (1942), Adventures
of the Flying Cadets (1943), The
Great Alaskan Mystery (1944), The
Royal Mounted Ride Again (1945) and the studio’s final chapter play, The Mysterious Mr. M (1946). The police commissioner (who, sadly, is not
afforded the luxury of an actual name though it sounds as if Reid is addressing
him as “Greenott”) is played by Stanley Andrews, a veteran character thesp
immortalized on TV as “The Old Ranger” on Death Valley Days. Most of Andrews’ chapter play work went on
over at Republic, where he had roles in the likes of The Lone Ranger (1938) and Canadian
Mounties vs. Atomic Invaders (1953).
COMMISSIONER: Well, Britt…it’s a
cold-blooded business…
(After shaking hands with the two
men, Reid grabs a chair from one side of the room and moves it over toward his
desk so that they will have a place to sit down)
COMMISSIONER (sitting down):
Yes…editorials that struck hard at rackets and crime…
REID: Gentlemen, it was my father’s
privilege to run this paper as he saw fit…I think the same applies to me…it is
my idea that a paper should reflect
public opinion…not mold it…I also
believe that law enforcement should be left to the properly constituted
authorities…
REID: If things are so bad, why
don’t you do something about it?
COMMISSIONER: We’re doing all we can…law enforcement is difficult if
public opinion isn’t behind it…
REID: The Sentinel will back
you…but it won’t take the lead…that’s for you to do…what are you waiting for, a
modern Robin Hood to lead you out of
the woods?
Reid’s intercom buzzes at this point, and for a minute there
I thought it might be Casey on the other end telling him, “Errol Flynn on line
two.” But as it turns out, it was Reid
who buzzed Casey, and as she enters the office with a pad and pencil he jokes:
“Miss Case, check the want ads and see if there’s a modern Robin Hood looking
for a job.”
REID (showing them to the door): My
father wore himself out fighting and conditions are even worse today…I’m sorry,
gentlemen…good day…
Lenore is a little pissed at her boss. “Aren’t you ever serious?” she asks.
“Why, Miss Case—I was never more so,” Reid replies. “This interview threatens to change the
course of my entire career.” He sits
down, laughing to himself…but then he begins to thoughtfully reflect on the
previous conversation…and the notion of a “modern Robin Hood.”
In the next scene, we learn that Jenks’ reportorial
instincts were on the money, with a montage of people running through
mud-covered streets and rising, rushing water chasing after them. We also get this headline:
Oh, verrrrry nice…now
you decide to cover the story. To his
credit, Jenks refrains from saying “I told you so” in an office meeting with
Reid, Casey, Axford and editor Gunnigan (Joe Whitehead) in attendance. Oh, half a tick…I’m wrong. He does
rub it in:
JENKS: Why, I tried to give you the
inside story on that the other day!
REID: Gunnigan…get some interviews
with survivors…(To Axford) Check the permits and specifications with the
building department… (To Casey) Call the families of the dead and injured and
offer every possible aid!
CASEY: Yes, sir!
JENKS: Hey, I’ve got an angle on
that tunnel they’re building under the river…
REID: Yeah…what is it?
JENKS: Well, some main foreman who
works there claims it’s being built with bad material and phony equipment…same
as the Billings Dam was!
REID: Why should contractors
deliberately build things that collapse?
This kid needs to move out from above the candy store.
JENKS: Well, if I knew that I’d have a swell story!
REID: You have nothing definite to
go on?
JENKS: No, but…uh…I’m hoping to get
something from Gorman tonight…
REID: Well, I doubt if you will…
Jenks is off on his merry way, leaving our hero once again
in quiet contemplation. “I wonder if
there is anything to that tunnel
job?” As stock footage of manly men
working on tunnel construction unspools, two evil-looking characters, Lou
Markheim (Don Rowan) and an unidentified henchman, are observing the fruits of
the men’s labors…all the while knowing that something shady is going on and
they’re an important part of it.
Markheim confronts the workman (Karl Hackett) named “Gorman,” and gives
him his walking papers…
MARKHEIM: You’re fired,
Gorman! For talkin’ to a Sentinel reporter against orders…
GORMAN: You bet your life I talked
to a reporter! And I’m meetin’ him
tonight to give him the rest of the story!
I’ll tell him this tunnel project is as big a death trap as that Billings
Dam job of yours!
MARKHEIM: That won’t do either you
or the job any good, Gorman…
GORMAN: You look out for the job, Markheim…I’ll take care of myself…
Well, actually…the goon standing next to Markheim earlier is
going to do that. As Gorman gets ready
to leave in his car, he’s told he’ll “have to take the low road…this one’s
closed for a blast.”
And so the construction guys impart upon the late Mr. Gorman
an important lesson in not being seen.
“Too bad,” Markheim notes sadly, “Gorman drove right into that blast.”
“Yeah…looks like it couldn’t be helped,” smirks his helper.
Well, there is a silver lining in this dark cloud—Gorman’s
famous! His mysterious death made the
newspapers, with the headline: “Was It Murder?”
(Well, you heard Goon Boy—“it couldn’t be helped.”) While an eager newspaper vendor hawks the
latest edition of the Sentinel
outside a downtown building, inside one of the offices there is deviltry afoot!
ANDY: There’s only one way to
handle Reid and his paper…and the law doesn’t enter into it…
The Monroe above
is Curtis Monroe, who at first appearance seems to be the one calling the shots
as the villainous Big Cheese in this serial…but as you will soon see, he takes
orders from a mysterious individual known as “The Chief” who communicates via
an intercom on Monroe ’s desk. This is common practice in chapter plays; the
identity of the disembodied voice of the bad guy isn’t usually revealed until
the last chapter, when the audience is not at all surprised that it’s some
public official like a judge or a police commissioner.
Serial fans know the actor playing Monroe
as Cy Kendall, who turned up in three chapters of Jungle Queen as the sebaceous and sweaty tavern owner Tambosa
Tim. Andy (Ralph Dunn) is Curtis’ second
lieutenant…and as he has no last name, so I will henceforth refer to him as
Andy the Thug. The third gentleman
listening in is attorney Felix Grant (Edward Earle), whose practice I’m
guessing has hit a bad patch or else he wouldn’t be consorting with the likes
of these scumbags.
CHIEF (via intercom): Handle it as
we did the other two papers who tried to expose us…buy The Sentinel! Reid’s threatened investigation must be stopped!
GRANT: The Sentinel is a powerful paper…Reid is a wealthy man…the price
would be prohibitive!
GRANT: How long are we to take
orders from this unknown leader?
Democracy in action.
GRANT: Well, I don’t like it!
GRANT: Appointment? Then you knew
what The Chief’s decision would be!
“I’m just that freaking clever.” Grant angrily storms out of Monroe ’s
office to keep his date with Reid, and both Andy and Monroe follow him to the
door.
ANDY: Two of the best…with special orders to be sure that
he wasn’t followed from Reid’s…
The scene then shifts to Reid’s office.
REID: The offer’s very
flattering…but just who are the men who comprise this syndicate you represent?
GRANT: Well…we’re not quite ready
to announce our personnel as of yet…
REID: Well, then we can’t go ahead
with any deal…
(Reid rises from his desk chair,
with Grant following suit)
GRANT: But I can report to my
clients that there is a chance to buy?
REID: Yes…when I find out who they
are…
Once Grant leaves the Sentinel building and gets into a
waiting car, his driver speeds off…and Mike Axford trails along behind
him. The two men hired by Andy the Thug,
Dean (Walter McGrail) and Corey (Gene Rizzi), recognize Axford and take off
after him in their car…and manage to cut Axford off as he’s making a turn onto
a side street after Grant’s vehicle.
Mike exchanges a few heated words with the two hoods until a policeman
arrives on the scene and breaks up the verbal fracas…but unfortunately for
Axford, he’s lost Grant.
AXFORD: …and when I looked around,
Grant’s car was gone entirely…
REID: Well, did you get the license
number?
AXFORD (snapping his fingers): I knew there was something I wanted to do…
You’ve probably doped it out by now that Axford won’t be
bringing any potato salad to the MENSA picnic any time soon. (Lord knows how he managed to get on the
force, though it was a bit easier
back then.) “Never mind,” Reid assures
him, “this just confirms my suspicions about Grant…and Jenks has got a line on
him.” Back in Monroe ’s
office:
GRANT: Reid tried to question me
but I was too clever for him…
GRANT: Why…what do you mean?
“Gad, I’m such a
genius…”
GRANT: I’ll go about it at once…
GRANT: Right!
Grant once again leaves the office…and the filmmakers used
the precise same footage of him doing so as his previous exit. “Grant may break,” warns Monroe
to Andy. “Cover him every minute until
he’s left town.”
“Like a blanket.” Andy assures Monroe . The scene then shifts to Britt Reid’s
apartment, where he stands before a full length mirror, putting on the
accoutrements that will allow him to become the titular hero…with a little help
from Kato, of course.
KATO: Is this the way you want the
mask, Mr. Britt?
REID (examining Kato’s handiwork):
It’s a marvelous job, Kato!
Does Kato ever have a day when his work isn’t up to Reid’s
exacting standards? He always seems a
little too effusive with his praise.
KATO: Here’s the gas gun I made…
REID: Are you sure the bullets
won’t kill?
KATO: They just put people to
sleep…for a short time…
REID: You’re a wizard!
If ever a whiz there was!
REID: And don’t forget…when I give
you this signal… (He whistles loudly) Cut the electric light wires…
Putting on his mask, Reid—now the Hornet—tells Kato: “All
right, let’s go to the garage.” The
voice we hear is not that of actor Jones, but the honest-to-goodness radio
Hornet himself, Al Hodge, who was brought in to dub the voice of the Hornet at
the insistence of one of George W. Trendle’s employees, Raymond Meurer, who
felt the audience would better associate Hodge’s voice with the character.
The Hornet and Kato make their way to the garage via
passageway, and pause outside the Hornet’s badass ride, “The Black Beauty”:
HORNET: Funny, isn’t it, Kato…
KATO: What, Mr. Britt?
HORNET: When we built this secret
garage to construct our super speedster we never thought it’d become the lair
for a modern Robin Hood…are you sure our photoelectric cells will close the
doors after we’ve driven through?
KATO: Yes…they did when I tested
the car…
HORNET: How fast will she go?
KATO: Faster than 200!
HORNET (whistling): All right,
Kato—we’re going to introduce Mr. Grant and the world to The Green Hornet!
“And then…we’re going to pick up some beer and some
babes!” The Black Beauty roars out the
garage and makes its way down side streets, humming in traditional bee fashion
while the Green Hornet theme (“Flight of the Bumblebee”) plays on the
soundtrack. Earlier, we learned that the
car horn makes the buzzing sound, so it would seem to me the only way you’d
hear the buzzing if Kato was leaning on the horn the entire time. (Actually, I never fully understood why the
Hornet needed the buzzing on the car in the first place…but I have to admit, it
does sound hella cool.)
Mr. Grant (ohhhh, Mr. Graaaant…) is in the living room of
his country estate, tossing those “dangerous papers” into the fireplace when he
gets a surprise visit from the Hornet (who I hope nixed the car horn when he
got in the vicinity of the house):
GRANT: How did you get in
here? Who are you?
Put that in your Vistaprint and smoke it!
HORNET: The Green Hornet!
GRANT: The Green Hornet?
HORNET: Yes, Grant…not very well
known as yet but I have hopes for him…
GRANT: What do you want?
HORNET: The papers you were ordered
to destroy!
GRANT: I’ve just burned them…
HORNET: All of them? What about these? (He picks up a small bundle of papers from a
desk and rifles through them quickly) Oh. I see you burned the important ones…
GRANT: What right have you to see
them?
“Didn’t you see the calling card earlier? I’m the Green Freaking Hornet!”
HORNET: They contained important
evidence that I mean to have!
GRANT: Well?
HORNET: You’re going to tell me who
ordered you to burn them!
GRANT: I’ll tell you nothing!
HORNET: You’ll tell me everything now!
GRANT: Why should I deal with a
masked bandit?
Well…he’s got a point, Hornet. The conversation is interrupted by the
ringing of a phone, and the Hornet rushes over to answer it. Imitating Grant’s voice, he has a brief chat
with Markheim, who’s on the other end:
MARKHEIM (on the phone): This is
Lou Markheim at the tunnel job…
HORNET: Yes, Markheim…what do you
want?
MARKHEIM: How am I gonna handle
these reporters who are after the Gorman story?
HORNET (on the phone): Why ask me?
MARKHEIM: Who else will I ask? You’re
still attorney for this outfit, aren’t ya?
HORNET: Why not ask The Chief?
MARKHEIM (on the phone): I stand as
much chance as getting to him as you do…
Grant finally springs into action and slams his hand down on
the receiver, ending Markheim’s call.
Reaching into his pocket for his gas gun, the Hornet starts to back
Grant up against the wall…
HORNET: All right, Grant…you’ll do
the talking now…who are you working for?
GRANT: No! Put that gun away!
While the Hornet interrogates Grant, henchmen Dean and Corey
arrive on the scene…and just as Grant is telling the Hornet that he’s an
attorney who takes orders from a syndicate, the henchies empty hot lead into
Grant, killing him. There is then a
brief shootout between the goons and the Hornet, but he manages to give Kato
the whistling signal and when the lights go out, both men receive generous
doses from the gas gun. Seeing that
Grant has drawn his rations, the Hornet leaves his calling card and gets the
hell out of the house…but by the next day, the damage has been done:
JENKS: Sure the Hornet killed Grant…but why? And who is
he?
CASEY: Well, I’m betting he didn’t kill Grant…I think the Hornet is
the modern Robin Hood this city needs…
REID: Well. I hope so…
One of the reasons why I like Jones in this role is that
he’s wonderfully sly with the “secret identity” innuendo, never making it too
obvious (he’s no George Reeves, but he gets by). Axford tells his boss, “If you wanna talk to
that fellow Markheim at the tunnel job, we’d better get goin’…” so the two of
them drive out to the construction site.
After giving one of his goons an order, we see him standing in front of
the tunnel entrance, with a large “No Visitors” sign overhead.
REID: Hello, Markheim…can we go
inside?
MARKHEIM: You see the sign…no
visitors!
REID: We’re not visitors…we’re the press!
MARKHEIM: Even the press is barred from this job…
REID: Why? Is there something going on in there you
don’t want the public to know about?
We’ve been on dangerous jobs before…
MARKHEIM: Not as dangerous as this one…
REID: Then you admit it’s not safe…
MARKHEIM: I admit nothin’! Get out or
I’ll have you thrown out!
AXFORD: You think you will…
REID: Sorry you won’t cooperate,
Markheim…
As Axford and he head back to the car, Reid muses: “Judging
from Markheim’s manner, I’d say there’s something wrong here.”
“So what will we be doin’ about it?” grumbles Axford. “That, my pugnacious Michael, remains to be
seen,” answers Reid cryptically.
The scene then shifts to more footage of the Black Beauty
tearing up roadways, and there’s a shot of two uniformed cops inside a patrol
car, with one of them intoning (after hearing the buzzing): “Listen! That’s the
car we’re looking for…the car of the Green Hornet!” The patrol car gives chase, but inside the
Black Beauty the Hornet instructs Kato to “turn on the Energizer”—and he’s not
talking about a stupid pink rabbit beating a drum, either. The car soon leaves the cops far behind in
the dust, and the flatfoot who spoke the above dialogue remarks: “It’s
gone…like a spook. I never saw a car
move so fast.” The Hornet and Kato
resist the urge to high-five one another...though they would certainly be entitled to do so.
Arriving at the tunnel site, the Hornet sneaks up as Markheim is on the
phone, giving an underling instructions.
Startled to see the Hornet, Markheim asks who he is and gets the
all-too-familiar calling card.
MARKHEIM: It was you who killed Grant!
HORNET: You know better than that…
MARKHEIM: What do you want with me?
HORNET: I want you to take me to
the compression lock at the end of Tunnel #4!
MARKHEIM: I can’t…my job’s here…
“I still have time sheets to fill out, you know…”
HORNET: You’re taking me into
Tunnel #4!
The Hornet, holding Markheim at gunpoint, forces the bad guy
to acquiesce to his demands as stock footage of workers entering a compression
chamber is shown. The goon who was
responsible for sending Gorman to an early grave watches as his boss and the
masked individual enter the tunnel, so picking up a large heavy piece of
toolery he follows, intending to wear out the business end of it on the
Hornet’s cranium. He is quickly
dispatched with a karate chop from faithful Kato, who was following him.
Entering the compression lock, the Hornet witnesses a few
workers busting rocks, and Markheim assures him everything is hunky-dunky. The Hornet might have been born at night, but
it wasn’t last night:
HORNET: That air compressor is
skipping…what’s the matter with it?
MARKHEIM: Nothin’…
HORNET: Yes there is…you know what
would happen if it quit entirely, don’t you?
Come on, speak up!
MARKHEIM: The air pressure’d go
down…
HORNET: These walls would cave
in! You know that compressor’s faulty,
Markheim…you’re doing the same thing you did at the Billings Dam…sacrificing human lives by using cheap equipment…
MARKHEIM: I had nothin’ to do with
the Billings job…
HORNET: Yes, you did—I know all about it…
MARKHEIM: You’re not bluffin’ me,
Hornet…you’re as big a racketeer as
any of us!
HORNET: You admit you’re one?
MARKHEIM: I admit nothin’!
“I admit nothin’!” would appear to be Mr. Markheim’s
personal mantra…but I have a feeling that it’s about to change to “Get me the
@#%$! out of here!” Because the air
compressor pressure gauge is starting to drop at a furious pace, and as
Markheim makes a run for the lock’s opening he’s pushed back by the Hornet, who
insists the workers evacuate first:
MARKHEIM: It’ll cave in! We’ll be
killed!
HORNET: We’re staying until you tell me what I want to know!
MARKHEIM: What is it?
HORNET: Who are your partners in
this racket?
MARKHEIM: There’s twelve of us…the rest are…
HORNET: Come on, come on!
Markheim pleads with the Hornet to take him out of the
tunnel, promising to reveal all he knows…but the Hornet, being a stubborn kind
of fellow, insists they won’t budge until Markheim spills the beans. The walls then start to cave in: there are
explosions, and rivets start to pop out of beams; Markheim rushes out of the
lock, followed by the Hornet…but when Markheim trips and falls, the Hornet goes
to his aid…only to see a raging current of flood waters headed right for them!
Nice job.
ReplyDelete(and if anyone would know, it would be "Britt Reid", right?)
A couple of points
The phrase is "out of the ether". not out of the either".
"Ether" was almost like "sub-space" to sf/fantasy writers of the early 1900s, a place where energy or matter could be transported to other locales.
Lenore Case did, in fact find out that Britt was the Hornet at the same time that his dad, Dan Reid, did, late in the radio series.
The tv show continued that aspect.
I always liked the fact that both the radio show, serials,and comics (which re-used radio show scripts) played up Kato as the scientific genius and muscle with Britt as the tactical whiz and "front man" persona that everyone focused on.
Again, well done.
I'm looking forward to your next entry.
Britt
The phrase is "out of the ether". not "out of the either".
ReplyDeleteI do know this, by the way. It's just that I've long gotten into the habit of typing all the blog content in Word before I transfer it, and I'll bet it did a sneaky autocorrect when I wasn't looking. But I should have proofread it better, so I plead guilty (I have made the correction).
Lenore Case did, in fact find out that Britt was the Hornet at the same time that his dad, Dan Reid, did, late in the radio series.
This I did not know, so it's always nice to learn something new. Most of the shows I've listened to that touched on this never really came right out and said "He's the Hornet, ferchrissake!" So thanks for keeping me honest.
My word! I'm fairly buzzing with excitement after reading this most excellent post!
ReplyDeleteThis is wonderful! I'm fairly new to Green Hornet and just finished watching the serials for the first time. So your posts are great because now I get to find all the little things I missed.
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