This week’s edition of Serial Saturdays kicks off the inaugural chapter of a brand-spanking new chapter play…though when I use that term, I mean it in the sense that it is new to Thrilling Days of Yesteryear. Released on
Granted, there’s an impressive cast in this one—which we’ll
introduce in a minute—and the production values were a little loftier than the
usual Universal shoot-‘em-up cliffhanger; so much so that stock footage from
this one turned up in countless western serials and B-oaters churned out by the
studio in its wake. My BBFF Stacia mused
on a number of occasions while dissecting Raiders of Ghost City (1944) whether
the stock footage in that one originated in a more exciting narrative…and
though I can’t say for certain, there’s a good bet that some of Riders was borrowed for Raiders.
The million-dollar budget seems more likely to have comprised the amount of advertising promoting the serial, including a lavish pressbook for exhibitors. Because of the hype, a goodly number of serial fans tend to dismiss this one for retribution’s sake…and that really does Riders of Death Valley a disservice. I’m not saying Riders doesn’t have its faults: its plot is straight out of Westerns 101 (bad guys try to take a mine that does not belong to them) and most of it is extended chase sequences—you often have six good guys on the run from two or three bad guys, which seems a little…peculiar. (The scribe who came up with the story for Riders, Oliver Drake, once joked that because Universal had had success with a previous serial entitled Sky Raiders and one that followed Riders called Sea Raiders he was surprised the studio didn’t call this one Land Raiders.) Some of the cliffhangers are pretty weak tea, and though the interplay between stars Dick Foran and Buck Jones is enjoyable it often seems like, as Hans J. Wollstein once pointed out, Jones is “perhaps the highest paid B-western comedy relief in history.”
Also, too: my DVD copy of
this is the one released by VCI Entertainment
in 2006. Alpha Video also released a
version, and while I have not watched that one I’ve had one or two people tell
me the VCI release is the better quality of
the two. Unfortunately, the company
chose to “watermark” its logo throughout each chapter a number of times,
apparently at the bequest of the person who secured them the print. Some people tear their hair out at things
like this: my personal take is that while it is an inconvenience, it’s not
something for which I will contemplate homicide. (But you’ll probably see the watermark in
some of the screen caps, so I thought I’d give you a heads-up.)
As the opening credits begin, we are treated to the first of
what will be a total of fifteen renditions of Ride Along, a stirring Stout-Hearted
Men type of song specifically composed by Milton Rosen and Everett Carter
for Riders of Death Valley …and one that
has already worn out its welcome with the first stanza. To compound this agony, the serial also makes
use of Felix Mendelssohn’s Fingal’s
Cave Overture…which
I thought we had abandoned with Don
Winslow of the Navy (1942). (As
always…I’m simply not that lucky.) A
friend of mine on Facebook humorously pointed out to me that having seen Winslow before Riders, he kept expecting a submarine to turn up in Death
Valley whenever the song appeared on the soundtrack. Behind the credits, we find a team of ridin’
cowboys, so let us introduce them to you now.
Dick Foran gets top billing as Jim Benton, the de facto leader of the gang—in fact, the gang of good guys is frequently referred to throughout the serial as “Benton Riders.” Foran could very well be called “the matinee idol of B movies;” he started out as a band singer and was then signed to a contract by Warner Brothers to be a supporting player—his best-known Warner’s gig is probably that of Bette Davis’ would-be paramour in The Petrified Forest (1936). He also made quite a few B-westerns for WB, and then later moved to Universal and did the same for them while being versatile enough to appear in such movies as The Mummy’s Hand (1940) and Ride ‘em Cowboy (1942), an Abbott & Costello romp. This was actually Foran’s second Western serial for Universal: his first was 1940’s Winners of the West, in which he co-starred with Anne Nagel, previously seen here on Serial Saturdays in both Don Winslow of the Navy and The Green Hornet (1940).
In the role of Pancho Lopez is Leo Carrillo…and yes, considering that Carrillo later played Pancho in both several Cisco Kid programmers and the 1950-56 TV series, this is kind of spooky to say the least. Carrillo was a master of dialects, and it would do him a disservice to simply dismiss him as Cisco’s sidekick: his movie credits include The Guilty Generation (1931), Four Frightened People (1934), If You Could Only Cook (1935) and History is Made at Night (1937).
And as Borax Bill—though I don’t think it’s “borax” in the sense of the twenty-mule team and soap—we have our old pal Guinn “Big Boy” Williams: a character legend that appeared in a gazillion B-pictures and westerns usually as a quick-to-anger but well-meaning lunkhead. Williams appears in such films as The Glass Key (1935—in the part that William Bendix played in the better-known 1942 version),
Oh, and though he’s mentioned in the opening credits (he
just doesn’t get his very own picture), character great Glenn Strange is also
riding with Jim Benton and his boys, and he answers to “Tex. ” The man who would later become famous both as
the Frankenstein monster (after Karloff said “no mas”) and bartender Sam Noonan
on Gunsmoke
is no stranger to the B-western, but he also had bit parts in such serials as Flash Gordon (1936), The Lone Ranger Rides Again (1939) and Flying G-Men (1939).
Our heroes dismount just in time for the orchestra to strike
up Fingal’s Cave .
(Oh, movies are magic!) Borax Bill makes his way over to a spring to
wash the dust out of his throat, and we welcome (okay, maybe that’s not the
word I should use) the first of many “quarrels” between B.B. and his pal
Pancho.
BORAX: Who, me?
PANCHO: Yeah, you! (As Borax finishes and
gets to his feet) Don’t you know I gotta held your horse and you put germans in
the water?
BORAX: Oh, crawl under a rock…
Okay, so it’s not Noel Coward. But Jim and Tex
find all this tres amusing…and I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that
they spend a lot of time outdoors.
JIM: No, we gotta go on to
Stovepipe Wells and meet Smokey…
BORAX (looking off into the distance):
You ain’t gonna meet Smokey in Stovepipe Wells today…
PANCHO: Hey, look! There comes Smokesie now!
Smokesie…er, Smokey, is a
SMOKEY: Hey, Jim—Kirby and Davis is
havin’ a meetin’ in the Panamint Saloon this afternoon…they’re organizin’ a
miners’ protective association…
BORAX: Them hombres ain’t aimin’ to
protect nobody but themselves…
JIM: You’re right, Borax…
“Your grammar is atrocious…but you’re right…”
JIM: …if Kirby and Davis put over
that protective association they’ll have control over every claim in Death
Valley …
PANCHO: I guess purty soon all the
miners is gonna be workin’ for them…no, Mr. Jim Benton?
PANCHO: I think, uh, maybe we went
to that meeting…no?
JIM: You’re right…let’s get movin’…
BORAX: Hey—how come they didn’t
hold the meetin’ tonight…it’d be a
lot easier for everybody to get there…?
JIM: That’s a cinch to figure out,
Borax…
PANCHO: When men of Mr. Kirby and
Mr. Davis don’t want all the people to go there, no?
JIM: That’s right, Pancho…
“And you could do with a little cracking of the English
books, too.”
SMOKEY: So…we’d better get ramblin’
now…huh?
You guys should have gotten ramblin’ a couple of dialogue
passages back and maybe discussed all this while riding. (I don’t know what they’re gonna talk about
on the way to Panamint. “A lot of weather we’ve been having lately, huh?”) Jim tells Smokey to stay behind to rest his
horse (this is a plot device that will pay dividends soon) and the rest of his
riders mount up and ride to…
Panamint! I remember when they used to sponsor Bob Hope, by the way. (Panamint…now with extra Irium!) Okay, now that I’ve got those jokes out of my system we drop on into the Panamint Saloon, owned by prominent bidnessman Joseph Kirby (James Blaine). His partner in no-goodism is Rance Davis, played by SBBN crush Monte Blue (whom I admittedly often confuse with cowboy star Monte Hale—do not ask me why, because I have no explanation) and the third man attending the meeting in the backroom of the saloon is lackey Dan Gordon, as essayed by William Hall.
KIRBY: This association will give us absolute control over every once of gold mined in
KIRBY: The only opposition I’m worried about is Benton and his riders…and they won’t be here…
Before Kirby can begin tenting his fingers, a figure walks
into the saloon, looking every picture of the Western badass. That man is…
…you got it, pilgrim. Charles Freaking Bickford. Charles Bickford in his only serial, playing the meanest hombre who ever drew a breath: Wolf Reade (even his name is badass). This is one of several reasons why I’m such a big fan of this serial—Bickford has got to be the most unlikely actor to ever grace a chapter play. I leave out Bela Lugosi, of course, because Bela was in several (including S.O.S. Coast Guard and The Phantom Creeps)—and I don’t include thespians who were just starting out…like George Macready in The Monster and the Ape (1944) or Jennifer Jones (still being billed as Phyllis Isley) in Dick Tracy’s G-Men (1939).
But let’s get back to Wolf Reade, who strolls into both the
bar and backroom like he owns the joint.
KIRBY: You sound like the dealer in this game, Wolf…
WOLF: I am…
KIRBY: Is this a showdown?
WOLF: It is…
GORDON: Wait a minute, Wolf…we
ought to be able to get together and…
WOLF: Shaddup…
Wolf tells Davis
to “get over there where I can see ya” as Kirby pleads with his partner not to
make any sudden moves around Reade.
KIRBY: What’s got you all riled up,
Wolf?
WOLF: I wanna know why you’ve
ordered me to hold up the Berdoo stage today…
KIRBY: Why? The usual reason, of course…
“I’ve got a payroll to meet…”
WOLF: Come on, Kirby…answer my question…
KIRBY: I have answered it!
WOLF: No you ain’t…but I will…you got Lafe Hogan’s note for
$50,000…that money don’t get here by noon, you take over his bank and
everything else he owns!
KIRBY: Well…what of it?
“Well…I’m on record as saying that’s just a bit unseemly,
old man.”
“And…I want a company horse.” Kirby stops to ponder Wolf’s proposition, and
then graciously agrees to Wolf’s terms because Reade is not a man you want to
be on the bad side of, particularly if you have family. “You win,” concedes Kirby.
“This time,” mutters Davis . Wolf asks him to repeat that last
remark. “I said I was glad you got the
whole thing settled,” he says mealy-mouthed.
KIRBY: Now that holdup, Wolf…no unnecessary killings…remember?
WOLF: You handle your end…I’ll take
care of mine…
Something tells me this is not going to be a good day because
innocent people are going to die. After
Wolf leaves and heads out to do that job he dearly loves, Gordon speaks up:
“Gee, boss…for a minute there I thought you were gonna plug him…”
“Well, I’m not in the habit of cutting off my nose to spite
my face,” breathes Kirby in a sigh of relief.
There is but a brief intercut shot of Wolf riding like the wind on his
horse through the hills, and then the scene shifts back to Kirby, Davis and
Gordon entering the saloon from their office to start the miners’ meeting.
GORDON (rapping on a table for
attention): Order, please, gentlemen…order…
KIRBY: Men…this meeting is called
to organize an association to protect you miners in Death Valley …
An actor whom I don’t recognize (and playing a prospector type) asks: “And what are you and Davis gonna get out of this, Kirby?” (I couldn’t swear to it, but I believe that’s Gabby Johnson, formerly of Rock Ridge.)
KIRBY: Nothing! Davis and I will finance all claims…prospecting expeditions…transporting ore to Panamint for
smelting…
PROSPECTOR (getting up from his
seat): I don’t believe a word you say, Kirby!
“…and no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker
croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter…”
Before Gabby can continue with any more of his authentic frontier gibberish,
an unidentified cowboy seated next to Gabby rises and connects with a right
cross, sending to Johnson to the floor.
Gordon continues to press for order.
GORDON: …quiet, please…Mr. Kirby
wants to help you all…
“…off a sixty-foot cliff…” Gabby, rubbing his chin, says to the man seated next to him: “Why ain’t Jim Benton here? Kirby’s sure gonna put this thing over…”
KIRBY: Now, men…you’ve all heard my
proposition…any comments? Those in favor
of this association stand up…
JIM (as he and the riders come
through the swinging doors): Keep your seats…everybody…
There is a good deal of hubbub in the saloon resulting from Jim and the riders’ entrance…but the funniest is from Gabby Johnson, who sort of wistfully waves at
JIM: Kirby…how can you hope to form
a miners’ protective association when half of the miners are out working their
claims?
KIRBY: It’s not my fault the miners aren’t here to speak
for themselves…
JIM: I say it is…you only invited
these miners here you thought you could intimidate…
KIRBY: Are you hinting this meeting
isn’t on the level?
JIM: I’m not hinting, Kirby…I’m telling
you…
Jim then addresses the saloon contingent: “Boys, there’ll be
no association until all the miners are here to vote.” Well, Joseph Kirby didn’t get to where he is
today by simply being a ruthless essobee…so he decides to walk away in
temporary defeat by postponing his scheme until all the miners are able to show
up for the meeting. And to demonstrate
his heart’s in the right place, he’s buying drinks for the house. (Actually, it might have been smarter to do
that in the first place—with those yahoos drunk, passing that association
legislation would have been easier than falling out of a rowboat.)
“You hear that, boys?” asks Gordon, in prime suck-up
mode. “Mr. Kirby’s buying drinks for the
house—step up and name your poison!” The
three scalawags, having licked their wounds, disappear back into their office.
BORAX: Association…
PANCHO: Assocination…no?
BORAX: Yes…
PANCHO: Well, I say no…
BORAX: All right then…no…
PANCHO: What it gonna be—yes or no?
BORAX: I don’t think they’ll hold
another meeting…can’t you understand?
PANCHO (shaking his head in the
affirmative): No…
BORAX (disgustedly): Adobe brain…
Abbott…Costello…you’re needed on stage twelve. (Actually, the funniest thing about these
exchanges is watching Glenn Strange’s reactions…he later said in an interview
he had a difficult time keeping a straight face around Carrillo during
filming.) Back in the bad guys’ office:
KIRBY: Not any longer than it takes
me to find a way to get rid of him…
Well, what did you expect—you guys are buying the
drinks! As Jim and his boys are availing
themselves of the open bar, Smokey enters the saloon carrying a half-dead
prospector.
SMOKEY: Where’s Doc Murphy?
BORAX (referencing the prospector):
It’s Chuckawalla Charlie!
“I get knocked down/But I get up again/You’re never gonna keep me…” Oh, wait a second—I’m thinking of Chumbawamba. My bad. Jim and his gang help Smokey bring Charlie (Frank Austin) over to one of the tables; Jim asks for some water but
JIM: Where did you find him?
SMOKEY: Near the waterhole, after
you fellas left me…his canteen was clear dry…
JIM (to the prospector):
Charlie…Charlie, this is Jim…Jim Benton…
CHARLIE (delirious): Howdy, Jim…I…I
found it…
JIM: Found what, Charlie?
SMOKEY: He’s been ravin’ like that
all the way in here! He keeps sayin’
somethin’ about findin’ a Lost Aztec Mine!
CHARLIE: I found it, Jim…I found
the Lost Aztec Mine…Jim…Jim…it’s yours, Jim…
JIM: Take it easy, pardner…
CHARLIE: I got proof…
Charlie reaches into his crusty clothing and pulls out several nuggets and a weather-beaten piece of paper. It lands on the floor of the saloon, and Kirby—who by this time has returned with Davis and Gibson to see what the hubbub was about—makes a grab for it…but
KIRBY: From the looks of those
nuggets he certainly found something…and
he laid it right in Benton ’s lap!
KIRBY (after a pause): When the Wolf
gets in from that stage holdup at Dry Wells…I’ll have him and his men take care of Benton…and his whole
outfit!
Back at the bar, Tex
remembers that he stuffed Charlie’s map to the mine in his vest and he hands it
to Jim.
JIM: Yeah…I wonder who this Mary
is?
BORAX: Maybe it’s his burro…
PANCHO: (intelligible Spanish
phrase)
JIM: No, Tex …ol’
Chuck was pretty closemouthed about
his personal affairs…
“Also his personal hygiene.
But I digress.”
PANCHO: Say…maybe this Mary is ol’
Chuck’s sweetheart…gonna ask Tombstone when he come…he know Chuck a long time before you do, did he?
JIM: That’s right, Pancho…he might
know who she is…
BORAX: Yeah—we’ll ask him when he
comes in from Berdoo…
And as if it were scripted, the scene shifts to a rider on a
white horse, galloping through the hills.
(I’m going to spare you the Silver jokes—because the horse is, in fact,
called by that very name…Buck Jones was riding Silver long before the Lone
Ranger saddled up.) There is a brief
return to the saloon, where Jim remarks: “You fellas stay here and wait for
him…I’m going over to the bank and see Lafe Hogan.”
We iris in on a Berdoo stagecoach as the strains of
That rider is
Before we continue on—in case you were asking yourselves
“Might this have been called ‘the million dollar serial’ because of the money used
to pay the salaries?” the answer would be no.
Actually, the situation in having all these top celebs in this serial
was really a fortuitous one—a rare example of everyone being available to work
at the same time.
Back to the action:
Billed here as Jeanne Kelly, the lovely actress had already appeared in two Universal serials—Junior G-Men (1940) and The Green Hornet Strikes Again! (1941)—but is probably better known to classic movie fans as Jean Brooks…she would later go over to R-K-O and make programmers like The Falcon in Danger (1943) and The Falcon and the Co-Eds (1943). She’s best known for her work in several Val Lewton movies—chiefly as the doomed Jacqueline Gibson in the blog’s favorite Lewton film, The Seventh Victim (1943).
I don’t recognize the two gentlemen riding with Jeanne—whose
character goes by “Mary Morgan” (not the burro)—but seeing as how they’re not
long for this world I won’t take the time to research them. Mary comments on the various sights and
sounds as the stage makes it way to Panamint—and upon seeing some wild
stallions in the hills she remarks that “Uncle Charlie never wrote me about any
wild horses.”
FIRST PASSENGER: Chuckawalla never
paid any attention to wild horses…he
spent all his time looking for the Lost Aztec Mine…
SECOND PASSENGER: I wish I had all
the money Jim Benton spent grubstaking that old desert rat…
FIRST PASSENGER: He didn’t? Why everybody in Death Valley
knows Jim Benton!
SECOND PASSENGER: Why, if it wasn’t
for Jim and his riders this country wouldn’t be a safe place to live in!
Go Team Jim!
FIRST PASSENGER: Yeah…and I’d feel
a whole lot safer right now…if he were along to protect this $50,000 we’re carrying…
During this conversation, Tombstone
keeps sneaking looks at his comely female passenger…who turns in his direction
just as he turns away himself. An
amusing moment—and then there’s a scene shift to the Panamint City Bank, where
president Lafe Hogan expresses his concerns to the heroic Jim.
HOGAN: I’ve got a shipment of money
comin’ in on the Berdoo stage…if it doesn’t get here by noon , I’m gonna lose my bank!
JIM: How’s that?
HOGAN: Well, I borrowed the money
from Kirby and Davis…
JIM: You got nothing to worry
about…the stage will get here all right…
HOGAN: Yeah, I know…but while I was
looking for you I heard that Wolf and his gang were headed for the stagecoach
trail near Death Valley Junction!
JIM: Say…that doesn’t sound so good…
Ya think, Jimbo?
Well, he may not be the smartest hero in serial history but he tells
Hogan he’s going to round up the boys and see what’s up. There is an establishing shot of Jim and his
riders mounting up, and then we come to one of the funnier continuity errors of
the production: The Case of the Missing Horse!
You can see in the above screen cap
…vee-ola! The horse has vanished! That horse appears and reappears constantly in this upcoming chase footage…but instead of obsessing about that, let’s introduce our last big star as he comments to Wolf Reade upon spotting the stage: “Here she comes, boss…”
Yes, Lon Chaney, Jr. was a movie or two away from his breakout role in The Wolf Man (1941)…even though he had made some favorable critical noise in 1939’s Of Mice and Men. Lon turns up in quite a few serials: The Last Frontier (1932—R-K-O’s only chapter play), Ace Drummond (1936—as a henchman named “Ivan”),
“All right, men,” snarls Wolf. “I want a quick job…no witnesses.” Sounds as if he’s going to ignore that “no
unnecessary killings” proviso, too. Wolf
and his raiders go riding after the stagecoach…which at that point was kind of
poking along until the first passenger shouts out “Look out—a hold-up!” The stage then lurches into gear, and there
is much gunplay from Tombstone and
the other two male passengers, directed at Wolf and his bandits. (Chivalrously, Tombstone
pushes Mary to the floor of the stagecoach.)
The first passenger is shot in the arm…but for some reason falls over dead. (Walk it off, you crybaby…) The shotgun rider is soon picked off by Reade’s desperadoes…but help is on the way as Jim and the Riders appear from over a nearby ridge.
Then the stagecoach driver is whacked. Wolf catches up to the stagecoach and climbs
aboard, grabbing the reins to control the horses. Somehow, Jim comes out of nowhere and manages
to climb aboard the coach, too (Wolf’s gang was riding right behind him, so how
Jim avoided being shot I’ll leave to your imagination). The two men then scuffle on top of the stage,
with Wolf being knocked to the ground.
Here's a serial I might enjoy based on the familiarity of some of the players.
ReplyDeleteYeah!
Rich
AND SO IT BEGINS. And with the bone font, no less, plus bonus Monte Blue. Already, I am more pleased with this serial than I have any right to be.
ReplyDelete“A lot of weather we’ve been having lately, huh?”
People say they fell on the floor laughing or did a spit take when they read something funny, and they don't mean it literally. Brother, I am saying this as the true honest word of truth: I almost choked on my food when I read this.
And I'm stealing it.
Hey, that wagon over the cliff was used in Raiders of Ghost City! Did it first appear here or did even RoDV steal it?