Friday, September 16, 2011

Juxtaposition Blogathon: Takin’ what they’re givin’ ‘cause they’re workin’ for a livin’


This essay is Thrilling Days of Yesteryear’s contribution to the Juxtaposition Blogathon being hosted at Pussy Goes Grrr this week from September 12-16.  Profuse apologies to the Grrr crowd for not having this done sooner…I was beset by a flurry of projects this week all competing for equal attention.  To read the other entries in this wonderful event, go here, here, here and here.

On his popular radio comedy program in the 1940s, announcers Truman Bradley and Rod O’Connor invariably would introduce Richard “Red” Skelton as “M-G-M’s star clown” to appreciative laughter and applause from the studio audience.  And though Skelton was quite fortunate to be employed at the “Tiffany’s of film studios” (he was signed by the studio to be the comic relief in their Dr. Kildare series) Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer never really used the talented comedian to his full potential.  More likely than not, Red would be put into service in many of the studio’s musicals (Lady Be Good, Ship Ahoy, Panama Hattie)…though occasionally he would get a chance to shine in starring vehicles more suited to his talents; the “Whistling” trilogy (Whistling in the Dark, Whistling in Dixie and Whistling in Brooklyn) and 1948’s A Southern Yankee being the best examples when all the elements came together to make first-rate Skelton films.

In 1948, Skelton was loaned out to Columbia to make The Fuller Brush Man—a zany slapstick romp in which he plays Red Jones, a hapless screw-up who can’t seem to hold onto a job and is jeopardizing his relationship with fiancĂ©e Ann Elliot (Janet Blair)…who sees little future with Jones if he’s at the unemployment office most of the time.  Ann works as a receptionist at the Fuller Brush company, and Red is inspired to seek work there; the two of them ask Keenan Warlick (Don McGuire) to show Red the ropes but because Warlick is a rival for Ann’s affections he plots to sabotage Red at every turn.  A chance sale at the home of a prominent local politician (Nicholas Joy) would seem to be Jones’ ticket to success…but when he returns to the house to solidify his sale with the commissioner’s wife (Hillary Brooke) he finds himself the Number One suspect in the ward heeler’s murder.  Red and Ann eventually solve the mystery and bring the murderer to justice…but not after a riotous slapstick sequence set inside a war surplus warehouse where Brush Man’s screenwriters use every prop at their disposal (rubber rafts, flare guns, etc.)—not to mention a coterie of top Hollywood stuntmen—to its full comic potential

Fuller Brush Man compliments Red Skelton’s strong screen persona as a basically decent sort who just has a knack for positioning himself in the center of trouble.  His job as a city sanitation engineer is going well until a mishap with some Beaver Patrol members causes his collected refuse to catch fire and he somehow manages to create a chain reaction of calamities (including setting a city park ablaze) that culminates with his colliding into the car of Commissioner Jay.  Because Skelton’s Red Jones is an earnest individual passionately in love with Ann (he’s even invested in a diamond ring…with a stone that’s unfortunately not visible to the naked eye) he’s willing to do whatever it takes to make good, which is why the audience is able to overlook his occasional obnoxious lapses into idiocy.

The scenarists on Brush Man were Devery Freeman and Frank Tashlin (based on a Saturday Evening Post story by future Maverick/The Fugitive/The Rockford Files creator Roy Huggins)—Freeman would later co-script a pair of Skelton vehicles similar to Fuller in The Yellow Cab Man (1950) and Watch the Birdie (1950) before becoming a TV writer-producer (The Ann Sothern Show, Pete and Gladys), and Tashlin’s name is no doubt familiar to many film buffs as the director of such films as The Girl Can’t Help It (1956) and Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? (1957). But at this moment in his career, Tashlin was in the process of making a name for himself as a much-in-demand screenwriter (after years of working as an animation director for the Warner Bros.’ cartoon factory); though he had contributed many gags to earlier films, Brush Man is probably his first major onscreen triumph.  His previous animation experience heavily influenced his live-action film work as many of his screenplays are peppered with cartoon-like gags—in fact, many of my personal favorites of Tashlin’s films feature Jerry Lewis (Rock-a-Bye Baby, It’$ Only Money, The Disorderly Orderly), who was pretty much a living cartoon in himself.  Tashlin followed the success of Brush Man with an original screenplay for The Paleface (1948)—which would become one of Bob Hope’s most successful forays at the box office…but when he complained that director Norman Z. MacLeod had butchered his original script (Tashlin had conceived the movie as a spoof of The Virginian) Frank vowed that he would soon sit in the director’s chair himself to make sure it was done right.  (And he did, too…in 1952 with Son of Paleface.)

The chase finale through the war surplus warehouse is undoubtedly the film’s highlight, but pretty much the entirety of Brush Man is hilarious from start to finish—I’ve never been able to understand why Leonard Maltin, whose opinions on film comedy played an important part in my education on onscreen laughter, dismisses the movie as the “usual Skelton slapstick” when it is anything but.  If there is a discordant moment in the film it’s the slightly surrealistic bit where Skelton’s character pays a visit to a house and encounters a troublesome little brat (Jimmy Hunt) who is unmistakably Skelton’s radio alter-ego, “Junior, the Mean Widdle Kid.”  The fact that Verna Felton plays the kid’s grandmother—though it’s disheartening that she is not referred to as “Namaw”—sort of cements this connection, and although it is jarring to see Red essentially square off with himself it’s nice that they were able to find something for Verna in this movie, since she was so outstanding on Red’s radio show (the district attorney in this film is also played by a Skelton regular, announcer Rod O’Connor).

Tashlin reworked the working-stiff-makes-good formula in scripting a pair of follow-up films (both released in 1950) that are also great fun to watch and end with balls-out slapstick climaxes: The Good Humor Man, which stars Jack Carson as the titular hawker of dairy desserts (an underrated film championed by many, including noted lawn-kid scatterer Bill Crider) and Kill the Umpire, with The Life of Riley’s William Bendix as a former pro baseball player forced to become the most hated man in the game (the ump).  Also in 1950, Tashlin revisited Brush Man by changing the gender of the sales rep, which gave us Lucille Ball in the equally entertaining The Fuller Brush Girl.

In an early indication of the wackiness she would later make immortal on TV as Lucy Ricardo, Ball plays Sally Elliot (I’ve always wondered if she might have been a sister to Janet Blair’s character in Brush Man), a receptionist who is sacked from her job on the very same day she nudges boyfriend Humphrey Briggs (Eddie Albert) into demanding a promotion at the company which they both work, in order to make certain they can keep up the payments on their dream home once they’ve made their first installment.  With the payment in escrow, Sally has to find another job quickly…and her pal Jane (Jeff Donnell) suggests that she follow her lead and become a saleslady with the Fuller Brush people, peddling cosmetics.

Sally isn’t making much headway in the cutthroat business of door-to-door sales (I can’t help but think of one of my favorite I Love Lucy jokes when Lucy Ricardo went into a similar line and cracked “One more hour and they’d have reported the death of another salesman”), particularly after a disastrous home permanent exercise that renders her customers completely bald (though the hair falling off the women’s heads does achieve a nice curl).  Meanwhile, beau Humphrey isn’t aware of this but the only reason why he got his promotion with boss Harvey Simpson (Jerome Cowan) is because Simpson, as manager of his wife Claire’s (Lee Patrick) shipping company, has been using the bidness to cover up some slightly shady activities with his partner Watkins (John Litel) and he needs Briggs to be the fall guy once the roof caves in.  But Mrs. Simpson is already wise to her hubby, and when Harvey sends over burlesque dancer Ruby Rawlings (Gale Robbins) to his house to try and pacify Claire by pretending to be Sally (Mrs. S suspects that Sally and Harvey are having an affair) Claire ends up being croaked and Sally is the number one suspect.  It all comes out in the wash, however, as Sally and Humphrey tangle with the bad guys in a funny slapstick sequence set on board a tramp steamer (with a falling-down funny life preserver scene and a voice cameo by Mel Blanc as a saucy Latino parrot).

With Lucille Ball perfectly delightful in the title role, Tashlin ups the ante with the visual gags (one of my favorites has Ball caught in the throes of a sneezing fit on a city bus and from the perspective of the rear of the vehicle you see a multitude of hats shooting out from the windows when she lets one loose) and comedic set pieces…but of course, he received a gift from the Gods of Comedy in getting to work with Lucy (whom he had previously written a screenplay before in Miss Grant Takes Richmond).  My absolute favorite moment in Brush Girl has Lucy pretending to be a burlesque dancer in the same theater where the fake Sally (Ruby) works (she’s trying to get info on Mrs. Simpson’s murder) and forced to perform a “striptease” on stage to Put the Blame on Mame

Co-star Albert doesn’t get much to do (but then, Janet Blair was pretty much along for the ride in Brush Man as well) though he is always good as the straight man (as witnessed his success on TV’s Green Acres) but one thing I’ve noticed about Brush Girl is that the supporting cast is a little stronger in this one; in addition to the performers named there are also some great contributions from Carl Benton Reid (as the manager of the company) and Arthur Space, who not only plays the investigating cop in Brush Girl but also Brush Man as well.  (Girl also has some quick bits from uncredited thesps like Jean Willes, Emil Sitka, Isabel Randolph, Mary Treen and Lucy’s old crony Barbara Pepper…who later worked alongside Albert on the aforementioned Acres.)

The interesting thing in comparing these two films for the blogathon is that I’ve actually come away with a better impression of Brush Girl (the first time I reviewed the film it wasn’t anything particularly special but it improves with a second viewing) and the two comedies really make a wonderful double feature (as witnessed by the laserdisc that packaged the two flicks pictured at the beginning of this piece).  Both movies open with similar sequences showing our heroes valiantly performing their sales duties (the same music, and each of them even has an encounter with a vicious canine that “shakes” the credits momentarily).  Fuller Brush Man and Fuller Brush Girl are also joined at the hip in that the first customer Lucy’s Sally Elliot encounters is none other than Red Skelton…and though the cameo is amusing, I’m not entirely certain why he introduces himself as “Red Skelton” (it would make more sense if he used “Red Jones,” the character he plays in Brush Man) because it nagged at me that Red was having to sell Fuller Brushes as a sideline despite a successful movie and radio career (Red was broadcasting for Tide about that time—maybe they were having to pay him with the product).  You can’t tell in black-and-white, of course, but it’s great seeing these two famous comic redheads together (if only in one short scene)…and their sidesplitting antics in both movies make them must-sees for their devoted fans.

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Sweeping out the back of the store


I really don’t have an alibi handy—I’ve been away from the blog for far too long now, and the only possible excuse I can feebly offer up in my defense is that I have been working on other projects.  One of them is up at the blog universally beloved by cinephiles and couch potatoes alike, Edward Copeland on Film and More…, and it celebrates the 50th anniversary of a television show that the Museum of Broadcast Communications once tabbed as "perhaps the most socially-conscious series the medium has ever seen."  The Defenders, a program created by author and playwright Reginald Rose (Twelve Angry Men), debuted in the fall of 1961 and detailed the exploits of a father-and-son legal team played by E.G. Marshall (before he started closing the creaking door on The CBS Radio Mystery Theatre) and Robert Reed (pre-The Brady Bunch…and pre-Mannix, too, come to think of it).  Lawrence (E.G.) and Kenneth Preston (Reed) spent Saturday nights (and later Thursdays in its fourth and final season) in courtrooms doing just what the series’ title implies…but rather than engage in courtroom theatrical flourishes like the more celebrated (and longer-running) Perry Mason, the Prestons assisted people who were not particularly popular or well-liked (atheists, abortionists, neo-Nazis, pornographers) but needed legal representation all the same.

I’d like to be able to celebrate the golden anniversary of this landmark TV drama by getting out some DVDs later today and watching some of The Defenders’ highlights…but unless you’ve acquired the services of a reliable bootlegger, you won’t be seeing episodes of the show on disc any time soon.  (And if you do a look-up for “the defenders” in any DVD search engine more likely than not you’ll end up getting last season’s CBS-TV series starring Jim Belushi and Jerry O’Connell as legal representatives operating out of Vegas…and you don’t want that—trust me.)  Here’s a show that had a fairly impressive run on a major network in the 1960s (four seasons, 132 episodes)...winning a fistful of Emmy Awards while garnering respectable ratings...and yet in all likelihood will probably never see the light of day because its content just isn’t commercially viable.  (Plus…I’ve heard a nasty rumor that the show was filmed—*gasp*—in black-and-white.)  Fortunately, some thoughtful soul has blessed You Tube with a rerun of “The Iron Man,” a first-season episode (starring Ben Piazza and character great Edgar Stehli...and you'll also spot a pre-Dallas Ken Kercheval) that is admittedly not one of the strongest outings in the series.  (The show really didn’t “find its voice” until after the classic “The Benefactor”—the production history of which you Mad Men fans might remember was used as a basis for one of its episodes.)  But beggars cannot be choosers, and I have embedded this video below.












The essays I contribute to my good friend Ed’s blog are always important to me—but this one in particular really stands out as a labor of love…and I consider myself blessed and quite fortunate that I was able to enlist the help of television historian Stephen Bowie, who will forget more about The Defenders than I’ll ever learn.  He went above and beyond the call of duty in assisting me with some of the details on the show’s history, and I am most grateful for his assistance…he is a true mensch.  He blogs, of course, at The Classic TV History Blog…and if you’re not a regular visitor to this one wonderful repository of boob tube history may the fleas of a thousand camels find your cable-ready tent.

The “big projecto,” as I like to call it around Rancho Yesteryear (I’m sure there’s a reason…in fact, I wrote it down somewhere but I think it may have been accidentally tossed), got wrapped up yesterday—liner notes for a future Radio Spirits release that I’m all-kinds-of-excited about because the collection will contain sixteen broadcasts of previously uncirculated broadcasts of Challenge of the Yukon, the third member of the juvenile adventure triumvirate created by Detroit’s WXYZ (the other two being, of course, The Lone Ranger and The Green Hornet).  I know that a lot of people are a little dismissive of the series (author Gerald Nachman once called it “the Lone Ranger on ice”—something I can’t disagree with) but I find it positively charming; a well-preserved relic of the good old days when we looked at the world in black-and-white.  (Plus the Quaker Puffed Wheat and Puffed Rice commercials—“the breakfast cereal shot from guns!”—are hard to resist.)

I’m going to try my darndest to get my entry finished for Pussy Goes Grrr’s Juxtaposition Blogathon today and with the CMBA Guilty Pleasures Blogathon up a few days later I hope there’ll be some regular-type activity on the blog.  I’m waaay behind on TDOY’s weekly “The Passings Parade;” I’ve got a few TV-on-DVD announcements to trumpet (including one of my Mom’s favorite shows when she was a young’un); and there’s a “Coming Distractions” post waiting in the wings as well.  I’ve been so doggone busy that I’ve even neglected my precious Shreve TV Me-TV…in fact, when I finally took a breather one night to flop out on the bed and watch some of the offerings on my favorite channel I found to my surprise that my TV was no longer picking up the station.  A lesser man would have panicked…so as that lesser man, I predictably began screaming and threatening to slash its tires if it left me…but when I re-searched the selections on my TV set I discovered to my relief that Me-TV had just been moved to a different digital channel.  (A close one, to be sure…)

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Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Nicholas Ray Blogathon: "You'd be surprised how often the truth is...pat..."

This essay is Thrilling Days of Yesteryear’s contribution to the Nicholas Ray Blogathon being hosted at Cinema Viewfinder this week from September 5-8.  If you’ve stopped by here in the past, you realize that scholarly commentary is simply not what I do best here…so for better-written and insightful entries in this outstanding event, skate on over here for details.

Before I start, I need to explain my choice of Nicholas Ray’s feature film, A Woman’s Secret (1949), as my entry in the blogathon that bears his name.  Originally, I wanted to write an essay on Johnny Guitar (1954)—specifically, why Guitar was responsible for instilling in me a love for the western film genre.  But I ran into a roadblock when I remembered that my DVD copy of the film was a Region 2 disc (from the Netherlands), and that would make it a mite difficult to do screen captures.  So when I started digging into some boxes located in the dusty Thrilling Days of Yesteryear archives, I came up with two DVD-Rs of Ray-directed features that could substitute in a thrice: Secret and Born to Be Bad (1950).  Then I remembered that I had written about Born sometime back, and so Secret came off the bench to play in the game.

My good friend Cullen Gallagher wrote a first-rate essay on A Woman’s Secret three years ago at Not Coming to a Theater Near You, and he tabs the movie “one of the most maligned and ignored films of his career.”  And I think there’s a perfectly logical explanation for this.  The movie isn’t very good.  Secret was actually filmed before the director’s celebrated debut, They Live by Night (1949), so I’m perfectly willing to cut him a little slack being his first time at-bat and all.  (I promise, the sports metaphors are going to stop now.)  Then again, it’s not too difficult to see why Night was released before Secret—it’s clearly the superior film.

Based on the novel Mortgage on Life by Vicki Baum (who is perhaps best-known as the authoress of the play Menschen in Hotel, the basis for the 1932 film Grand Hotel), Secret unfolds with scenes of a singer named Estrellita (Gloria Grahame) signing off her weekly radio show and returning home to the dwelling that she shares with Marian Washburn (Maureen O’Hara).  Estrellita’s real name is Susan Caldwell, and Susan announces to Marian that she’s quitting show business due to exhaustion…a decision that does not set well with friend Marian.  Washburn follows Susan to her room, and moments later a gunshot rings out through the house—a domestic (Virginia Farmer) rushes upstairs and upon opening the door finds Marian hovering over Susan’s body.

Luckily for us Grahame fans, Susan isn’t dead…but for those of us who also enjoy staring at Maureen O’Hara for extended periods of time it would appear that Mo is up to her loveliness in trouble when she’s arrested for attempted murder.  .Melvyn Douglas is on hand as mutual friend Luke Jordan, a piannah-player and aspiring songwriter, who’s convinced that Marian is innocent and attempts to persuade Inspector Jim Fowler (Jay C. Flippen) of the same.  In a series of flashbacks (screenwriter Herman J. Mankiewicz recycles the technique he used for Citizen Kane), Jordan relates to Fowler the tale of how Marian and Susan met—Marian was at one time an accomplished vocalist whose promising career was derailed when she developed laryngitis—according to Luke, “a rare type of laryngitis that the doctors knew nothing about.”  (Damn those backward medical researchers!)  Susan enters the picture when she faints on the stairwell of a rehearsal hall where Marian and Luke fortuitously happen to be, and in taking her home to Marian’s apartment for some warmth and sustenance they learn that the naĂŻve Sue is barely getting by working at a perfume counter…but possesses a pair of pipes that with the right training and guidance will make her a S-T-A-R.  Marian, who has transferred her dreams and desires into her young protĂ©gĂ©, soon begins to resent that Luke seems to have developed a thing for Susan…which the horndog swears is not the case.  Susan, on the other hand, begins to chafe under Marian’s tutelage and finally decides that she wants to hang it up. 

Is that “a woman’s secret”?  Or does it have something to do with Marian’s confession to a crime she apparently did not commit?  Or could it be that the two women were a little bit more than just mentor and mentee (I so much wanted this to be the reason, so you can imagine my extreme disappointment...though the subtext certainly does linger).  By the time A Woman’s Secret calls it a wrap, you probably won’t care—or as critic and blogger David Cairns remarked on Facebook last night (he also wrote about this movie for the blogathon): “[T]he best thing about it is I still don't know what the secret was, which woman had it, or why she kept it.”

A Woman’s Secret is the kind of sudsy melodrama that motion picture studios used to tab as “women’s pictures” (the modern-day equivalent might be “chick flicks”) but which revisionists today insist on referring as “film noir.”  I could detect nothing by way of a noir pedigree (it’s more like Secret is strong enough for a man but made for a woman), and as much as I wanted to like this film I quickly lost interest in its rather maudlin dramatics.  Melvyn Douglas has always grated on me—I prefer his performances from the latter part of his film career, like Hud (1963) and The Candidate (1972)—and his macho persona in Secret is a bit hard to take.  It gets even worse when he’s matched with Bill Williams, who plays a soldier that Grahame and O’Hara became acquainted with during a sojourn in Europe.  (The two men soon engage in a kind of machismo steel cage death match throughout the picture.)

There are some redeeming qualities about Secret that make it worth a look-see, however.  Danny Peary once observed that the reason why he preferred the films of Nicholas Ray to those of someone like John Huston was that unpredictable things happened in Ray movies…and there are some nice offbeat, clever touches in the film, notably the scene where Grahame faints on the stairs at the rehearsal hall…and two ballet students leap right over her out-for-the-duration body.  There’s also an amusing bit where Douglas and Flippen are having coffee at a diner (Douglas is telling the cop the story of Marian and Susan via flashback) and he knocks over a glass of water, spilling it on Jay.  (I just found that funny for some reason.)

Flippen’s performance as the cop on the case is one of the saving graces of Secret, particularly when he’s teamed up with Mary Philips, cast as Fowler’s wife Mary.  (No imagination.)  Their domestic scenes where they discuss the case are a treat, and in fact it’s Mrs. F (who fancies herself a detective in her own right) who actually figures out the “secret” before her husband.  (Flippen’s detective has a funny line when the wife pays him a visit in his office, claiming she was “just happened to be in the neighborhood”: “Nobody just happens to be in this neighborhood, unless you’re a bondsman.”)  The other acting turn I enjoyed belongs to veteran character great Victor Jory, who plays a lawyer with money to invest and who takes a great interest in Grahame’s burgeoning career.  I liked Jory in this because he sort of plays against type; his “Brook Matthews” is a bit of a mama’s boy…and to see the man who played Injun Joe in The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1938) or “The Shadow” in the 1940 serial of the same name being kept on a tight leash by the matronly Ann Shoemaker struck me as endearingly odd.

Regular visitors to TDOY know that when getting through a movie like this is a tough slog you have to fall back on keeping an eye out on character favorites in order to cope…and Secret is no exception; at least Emory Parnell is on hand as an irascible desk sergeant (Parnell cracks to Douglas toward the end of the film that “You’ve been a headache right from the beginning,” followed by my applause and cheers) and Ellen Corby turns up briefly as a mousy nurse.  But the most important lesson that I took away from this movie is that in a battle for screen time between two of my favorite actresses…bet on G-L-O-R-I-A.  In fact, the only positive thing that resulted from Grahame’s work on Secret is that she met and married the director—and even though that union didn’t last long their temporary collaboration produced one of Ray’s finest films, In a Lonely Place (1950).  I definitely believe it was worth it.

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Friday, September 2, 2011

The lower forty-eight



Every year on this date, I seem to get another year older and deeper in debt.  (But I suppose if you consider the alternative, that’s not so bad.)  I briefly thought about doing a birthday list to salute all the people who share a birthday with me but then I said to myself “Do I look like I’m not lazy?” and instead spent of the morning thanking people on Facebook for all the birthday wishes while watching reruns of Car 54, Where are You?  (I should point out that all this Car 54 immersement will pay dividends a week or two down the road…)  So if you are curious as to what other famous people claim September 2 as their natal anniversary date, cha-cha on over to this post and all will be revealed.

Last night, America’s favorite wacky parents and I went over to my sister Kat’s—or as my father humorously nicknamed it, “the Double K Ranch”…and it sort of stuck afterward—for a nice little birthday bash that included grilled steak and salmon and all the trimmings.  We also had a nice yellow bundt cake for dessert (Mom offered to get me a cake at Publix’s but I told her that spending all that moolah wasn’t necessary if she was up to baking a more inexpensive one…which she was) and in between I was endlessly entertained by my nephew Davis, who while eating his green beans would hold one up in front of me and hiss, and then whisper “snake.”  (Never failed to crack me up.)  I mentioned that my father was nice enough to part with a little scratch and got me a nice used printer/scanner/copier/hovercraft/2-way radio for my birthday present…which has sort of come back to bite me in the ass because I have now become his personal Kinko’s, in charge of running off copies for the various Kramden-like money-making ventures he’s currently embarked upon.  My sister, her partner and nephew Davis got me a nice shirt, a notepad with paper that has “Thrilling Days of Yesteryear” printed on it (sweet!) and an Amazon gift certificate as well…so there’ll no doubt be some DVD-age here in the House of Yesteryear soon.  In fact, there already is...my Mom was nice enough to grab me that Criterion Josef von Sternberg set during Barnes & Noble's 50% off sale earlier this year.  (I also received a swell gift from a certain buh-biff, once I was able to make simple corrections to my Amazon Wish List mailing address that apparently eluded me the first time out.)

Well, I need to get back to the misadventures of Toody and Muldoon…I just wanted to thank all the people on Facebook (and in particular, the incomparable s.z., Scott C. and Mary C. at World O’Crap, who gave me a nice homina homina homina picture of Jane Greer to gaze lovingly at when things get slow around here) who wished me a happy one on the ninth anniversary of my 39th birthday.  As the Great One himself used to say, “Ooooh, you’re a good group…”  (And very special thanks to my pal “Johnny” B. Goode at Gonna Put Me in the Movies for sending me the link to YouTube goody that kicked off this post.)

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Thursday, September 1, 2011

Notices on the bulletin board

Seems like every time I begin a new blog post around the ol’ TDOY ranch it usually kicks off with an apology for not posting more often…so today’s entry is no exception.  With the month of September rolling in, I have a trunkful of assignments that I’m trying to get an early start on…notably a new Radio Spirits collection (that would be the paying gig) that’s due in a couple of weeks, so while I’ve been working on that the blog fields remain fallow.

But one of those projects that I completed ahead of schedule is now up at She Blogged by Night—yes, while pal Stacia continues snorkeling off the coast of the tropical paradise known as Tourist Trap Bay, guest stars have invaded her ‘umble scrap of the blogosphere and I was granted the privilege to do a second post…this one on a cult film that she was nice enough to make a copy for me, Madam Satan (1930).  If you read this, I don’t want you to get the impression that I didn’t enjoy watching this movie because I did get a tremendous kick out of it—it’s just there are some moments in the film that are a little slow (anytime I don’t care whether the romantic leads get together or not is never a good sign), which is pretty typical of a lot of the product cranked out in the early talkie era.  I laughed out loud at Stacia’s introduction to my guest post because she wrote: “Interestingly, this post documents the exact moment Ivan realized that I have really horrible taste in movies.”  (I found it funny because I actually learned this tidbit about the time she recommended I watch Skidoo. Thank you and good night, everybody!)

I received a nice pre-birthday present from my father today, courtesy of FedEx—he saw an HP F4500 printer/copier/scanner/coffee machine/weather station on sale in some catalog and ordered me one for my natal anniversary.  What Dad did not realize, however, was that the unit was “refurbished”—which is a technical term meaning “not new.”  This matters very little in the overall scheme of things, I needed a scanner (my old one died shortly before the move to Athens in 2008) and once I figured out the intricacies involving the machine’s ink cartridge system (the set-up is definitely not one of Hewlitt-Packard’s finer hours) everything started running like a top.

And speaking of the move to Athens in 2008 (okay, that one might need a little work) apparently my coveted DVD copy of The Phantom Creeps was a victim of that redeployment three years ago—it’s got to be in one of several boxes containing DVDs that is now being held hostage in Dad’s storage area because I’ve turned our current house upside down and can’t find it to save my life.  As such, this necessitates a switch in the entry I had planned to do for the Classic Movie Blog Association’s Guilty Pleasures Blogathon—I e-mailed Rick to notify him of the program change, which will now be Brenda Starr, Reporter…the “lost” 1945 Columbia cliffhanger serial that was located in the Library of Congress a few years back and released to DVD by VCI Entertainment.  And though it’s going to be a bit tight, I’ve also found a pair of films that I can review for the Juxtaposition Blogathon at Pussy Goes Grrr beginning September 12th: The Fuller Brush Man (1948; with Red Skelton) and The Fuller Brush Girl (1950; with Lucille Ball).

While researching a post at Thrilling Days of Yesteryear’s old Salon Blogs neighborhood yesterday, I discovered something…well, mildly shocking.  The neighborhood…ain’t there anymore.  (They’ve even razed the Church’s Chicken!)  The previous four years of TDOY has vaporized into the Internets ether, and though I’m fortunate in that when the Net Gods created Google they also judiciously created its cache properties it means that all the links to previous posts here at the Blogger incarnation of TDOY are finished. (Fertig! Verfallen! Verlumpt! Verblunget! Verkackt!)  This also means I need to step up production on TDOY’s “spin-off” blog, which is proving to be a Herculean labor beyond my expectations.

Finally, I was sent a press release yesterday regarding the Fifth Annual B-Movie Celebration, held in Franklin, IN yearly and this year will get underway from September 23-25.  I put up a notice about this amazing event practically every year here on the blog but since this is the first time in recent memory someone took the time to give me the complete skinny, I will present it here for your edification:

As we all know, the B-Movie has had a long and humble tradition beginning with the double features of the 1930s and 40s where a lower-budget production would be used to fill the bottom half of a double bill. Within that time, there were hundreds of low-budget westerns, horror features, comedies and even film noir (“Detour” from 1946, for example) filled screens and entertained audiences as companies like Republic, Monogram, PRC and Lippert kept them coming.

The drive-ins came along in the late 40s and 50s and soon more companies came to meet the demand like American International Pictures, who were best known for their monster flicks, teenage juvenile delinquency pictures, sci-fi epics and beach party movies. What’s more, many budding film talents found their first work in these conditions, often working for the man who would be called “King of the B’s,” Roger Corman. This would continue on through the 60s and 70s as people like Peter Bogdanovich, Monte Hellman, Jack Nicholson, Allan Arkush, Joe Dante, James Cameron, Ron Howard and many more.

The 80s and 90s saw another boom in the B-Movie business with the arrival of the videocassette. Now, movies could be brought straight to video for the home market and still more prominent names appeared to produce these direct to video features. Even so, there were still lower budget pictures brought to the theatres and have earned massive cult followings, including Stuart Gordon’s “Re-Animator” and Joseph Ruben’s “The Stepfather.” Other prominent names to appear during this period include Charles Band’s Empire and Full Moon companies, Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus’ Cannon Films and two people who we are honoring at this year’s celebration, Fred Olen Ray and Albert Pyun.

This little history only scratches the surface of the vast history of theB-Movie’s influence and popularity. Some have said that the B-Movie is dead, but they’re wrong. Outlets like the SyFy channel regularly show lower budget pictures from people like B-Movie Celebration favorite Jim Wynorski and the Asylum company, which regularly produces well-received science fiction and fantasy items for the SyFy channel and for the DVD and Blu Ray market.

The B-Movie Celebration honors all those traditions from then to now. Here you’ll find late night TV perennials like Ib Melchoir’s “The Angry Red Planet” (1959) and the first in the series of popular films featuring “Francis, The Talking Mule.” You’ll get pioneering black efforts like the black vampire movie “Ganja and Hess” and Fred Williamson’s “Boss Nigger.” You’ll get underground films from John Waters (“Desperate Living”) and 80s classics like “Fright Night,” “Night of the Comet” and “Killer Klowns From Outer Space,” all of which feature significant creators on those films on hand to introduce the screening and talk about the film.  The Chiodo Brothers will all be at their respective screenings to chat with you about their work.

We are also looking toward the present and the future in B-Movie filmmaking with films not just from the USA, but around the world. We have films from Finland (Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale, critically acclaimed by Roger Ebert and others), Spain and Australia, among many others. And we have several world premieres as well: Fred Olen Ray’s “Dino Wolf,” Albert Pyun’s “Tales from an Ancient Empire,” “Night Beast”  and still more, more, more.

Plus, we have a massive guest list roster this year, which means you get to talk to the filmmakers and learn from them. In addition to the Chiodos, there’s B-movie mavericks Fred Olen Ray and Albert Pyun, scream queen Debbie Rochon, drive-in movie critic Joe Bob Briggs, “Cashiers Du Cinemart publisher Mike White, Angry Filmmaker Kelly Baker, hosts Jim O’Rear and Bryan Wilson and still more. The B-Movie Celebration also offers many seminars with experts to talk about the art of screenwriting, directing and other aspects of the filmmaking process. So not only can you watch a lot of great movies, you can learn a whole lot, too.

And we can’t forget the Golden Cob Awards in which the cream of the crop of B-Movie talent is awarded and honored for their work. This, like every aspect of the B-Movie Celebration, continues to grow and expand every year with recipients of the awards present to take their slice of B-Movie glory.

That’s the B-Movie Celebration. 3 days of basking in the glow of killer B-movies and hanging out with many of the stars and filmmakers. There’s networking opportunities, lots of star gazing and loads of movies to see. We are proud once again to bring you an experience in B-Movies that we hope will enrapture you and enthrall you. So let the B-Movies begin and let a weekend of cinematic fun and excitement commence!

I’ve spoken with the treasurer here at TDOY Enterprises and inquired about the possibility of attending this event…and he probably wouldn’t be in a body cast right now had he not been laughing hysterically and unaware of that car racing toward him to run him over.  So I’ll be a no-show, but maybe some of our loyal Hoosier readers will make a pilgrimage and let us know how it went.  I hate to blog and run, but the ‘rents and I are going to wing our way over to the Double K Ranch this evening for a pre-birthday feast (fire up the grill, good people!) so I shall return to this space on the morrow.

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Thursday, August 25, 2011

“I’m a writer…but then, nobody’s perfect…”


About 99% of the promotional e-mails I receive (and to be honest, I’m always sort of flummoxed when I get that sort of thing because it’s like the people who send them are convinced I’m some sort of mover-and-shaker in the blogosphere) hold very little interest for me but when I fished an e-mail out of my box yesterday touting 2012’s “Great Directors” series of U.S. postage stamps I naturally wanted to put them up on the blog.  The bulk of the e-mail was dedicated to TDOY director god Billy Wilder (and my description of him as such might explain why I got the e-mail—incidentally, the USPS guy who sent me the e-mail referred to him at one point as “Bill,” which I found hysterically funny) but I’m equally ecstatic about the other three directors, particularly John Ford and John Huston.  Suffice it to say, I am so getting some of these when they’re released next year.

I was at the post office yesterday to check on the mail in my post office box and to mail out a couple of things…two weeks earlier while I was there I suffered a small but painful injury in the process.  You see, the main branch of the Athens post office is inconveniently located in a strip mall, and as I was getting out of the car my flip-flop caught on the handicapped access curb and I ended up on my ass after executing (the judges gave me two nines and a ten) a perfect Jerry Lewis-like arm flail.  Fortunately, the generous amount of padding I’ve manage to acquire over a lifetime shielded me from any serious broken bone-age (I was, however, sore as all get out) but I did manage to stove two of the fingers on my left hand and they were a lovely shade of violet for a few days (and also quite painful to type with).

So yesterday when I went to navigate the treacherous terrain that is the post office’s sidewalk I also noticed that there are bricks with little bumps on them right by this alleged handicapped curb.  My Dad argues that they’re there for traction but I’m not so certain I agree…I think it’s a personal injury lawsuit waiting to happen.  My mother’s theory is that both the bricks and my fall were the nefarious doings of my former arch nemesis at the Savannah branch of USPS, the woman you know as Smock Lady.  Mom remarked in her refreshing Pam-like blunt fashion: “She’s probably watching your tumble on video over and over again and laughing her ass off.”

My father gives me a double sawbuck to go and get him some stamps and when the postal lady asked me if I wanted the plain ones or something a little fancy I asked her what she had in the line of fancy and she proceeded to show me several stamp designs, including this one below…


…that I eventually settled on for Dad (or “Pop,” as my nephew calls him…only he pronounces it “Bop,” which makes me think of that old Dan Seals song) because of his great love for Pixar movies.  (Yes, I’m making that up.)  Mom said he probably wouldn’t like what I chose and, as usual, she was right on the money…but it could have been worse—I could have got him some of the Ronald Reagan stamps, which would have gone over like a fart at a funeral.

I apologize for rambling on about the stamps like this but because I’ve done very little that’s productive since Saturday I wanted to get something up on the blog so the place isn’t completely overrun with tumbleweeds.  The ‘rents returned to Rancho Yesteryear on Tuesday and from the anecdotes that spilled forth seemed to have had a swell time.  Mom went on at great length about the fabulous meals they had while they were there (which, to a person who subsisted on cold Spaghetti-O’s and Oreos during their absence, is not something I would advise) but sensing that I was little put out by all these culinary yarns sprung for some really excellent Chinese take-out upon their return.  (We even managed to do without ordering fried rice, because as I have laboriously explained here in the past there’s not one restaurant in this burg who can prepare it to my fastidious specifications.)


Before I go, two blogathon items I want to draw to your attention.  Pussy Goes Grrr has announced that they will be hosting a Juxtaposition Blogathon from September 12-16…and because “Juxtaposition Blogathon” sounds like one of those tunes you’d hear on Schoolhouse Rock I am going to let them tell you what it’s all about:

You are cordially invited to participate in the Juxtaposition Blogathon, the first-ever blogathon hosted by Pussy Goes Grrr, which will take place from September 12-16, 2011. The rules are simple: just write about two (or more) different movies in the same post sometime before September 16, email a link to p.g.grrr@gmail.com, and we’ll post that link!

(If you don’t have a blog, you can still participate; just send us an email.)

As you probably noticed, the driving theme of “juxtaposition” is incredibly open-ended, and you’re welcome to take it in any direction you like. You can write about movies from any genre, country, director, time period, etc., just so long as you address multiple movies with reference to each other. You could compare a remake with the original; juxtapose a director’s first movie with his/her last; consider two disparate approaches to the same subject; or call attention to surprising similarities between two otherwise unrelated movies. Get creative! And above all, have fun.

If I can swing this, I might kick in with a contribution (it’s being held at a time of the month when I’m juggling projects in the air like they used to do those plates on Ed Sullivan) but even if I’m not able to I still wanted to get something up to those who may be interested because this is Ashley, Andreas and RF’s first blogathon.  (“Years from now when you talk about this—and you will—be kind…”)

Finally, I wanted to use a brief bit o’bandwidth to thank everyone who’s announced their intention to participate in the first blogathon at this ‘umble scrap of the blogosphere…namely The Dick Van Dyke Show Blogathon, which will unfurl on October 3—the 50th anniversary of the classic TV sitcom’s premiere on CBS.  I thought “Hey, if I get about 5-10 people who’ll be up for it that’ll be pretty nifty” but at last count there’s 28 people who’ve said “Deal me in” and we’re still a month away from lift-off.  Tentatively, I’m planning on doing a write-up on the episode “Never Bathe on Saturday” (it’s the first Van Dyke outing I remember seeing as a kid) but if someone else wants to tackle that one I’m more than willing to step aside…I like to think I could probably write about any of the episodes—with the exception of “The Twizzle.”  (That to me is the nadir of what is otherwise the gold standard by which sitcoms should be measured.)

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Saturday, August 20, 2011

“I hope you die! I hope you die soon! I'll be waiting for you to die!”


…and now that I have your attention, I just wanted to take a quick moment to shill my latest essay that’s up at the weblog beloved by cinephiles and couch potatoes alike, Edward Copeland on Film…and More— or ECOF, as I sometimes refer to it…particularly when I’m too lazy to type all that out.  Seventy years ago on this date, the film adaptation of Lillian Hellman’s stage hit The Little Foxes was packin’ ‘em in the movie the-ay-ters, and though Hellman’s Broadway chestnut about a really despicable and wealthy Southern family is starting to show a few crow’s feet, it’s still first-rate entertainment…with one of my all-time favorite Bette Davis performances taking center stage (her characterization of Regina Giddens is so pure dagnasty evil I can’t take my eyes off of her anytime she’s on screen).

As I was tooling around the Shreve-TV Me-TV website for some pictures to poach…er, borrow for yesterday’s TV-on-DVD post I came across this page that offers up a preview of what’s in store for viewers this fall; I mentioned the Chicago-based cable channel had plans to add Star Trek and Batman to their lineup but they’ve also obtained a few cast-offs from the Retro Television Network in The Rifleman, Peter Gunn and Daniel Boone.  Old TV favorites like Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, Lost in Space and Mission: Impossible (RTV used to have this back in the days when they were getting their shows from Viacom ‘cause I used to watch it before I hit the hay in the evenings) are also on tap, not to mention (to tie this in to yesterday’s post) the comedic antics of Stan Laurel & Oliver Hardy—I just hope it’s not that godawful show that CBN used to run many moons ago…that presentation was the yardstick by which “abomination” should be measured.

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Friday, August 12, 2011

Announcing (trumpet fanfare) the first Thrilling Days of Yesteryear blogathon!


Since the blogathons have been coming fast and furious of recent I decided this morning that I would stick my toe in the River ‘Thon and announce that this ‘umble scrap of the blogosphere will kick off its first try at hosting an event…and as might be expected, there’s a story to go behind it.

A handful of people at the Facebook page for the British Phil Silvers Appreciation Society were a little put out by all the tra-la-la and flourish that greeted the centennial birthday celebration of Lucille Ball…when the reception for Mr. Silvers’ 100th natal anniversary was…well, lukewarm would be an understatement.  (Not that I didn’t do my part, you understand.)  There were some disparaging remarks made about our favorite “crazy redhead,” comments that I think were born more out of frustration at the neglect shown Phil than anything else…and I believe in Lucy’s defense I pointed out that the fact is her voluminous television output is mostly available on DVD while Silvers’ classic sitcom seems to be remembered (why not take the time to sign this petition while we’re on the subject?) by those who…well, still remember black-and-white TV, I suppose.

Anyway, I thought about this a great deal and while I regret not suggesting a Phil Silvers blogathon on his centennial, it won’t be too late to doff our blog caps to another TV sitcom classic.  October 3, 2011 will mark the fiftieth birthday of the debut of The Dick Van Dyke Show, and while I’ve already been tapped to do a write-up at ECOF (Edward Copeland on Film…and More for you laymen and laywomen), I decided to go the extra mile and see if this might not be the perfect vehicle for TDOY’s very first blogathon.  The Dick Van Dyke Show is my favorite situation comedy of all time, hands down—and so I’m pleased as the proverbial Hawaiian Punch to announce that Thrilling Days of Yesteryear is going to host a ‘thon in honor of this timeless classic.

Now, ostensibly I’d like the entries in the blogathon to be about the actual show: observations, favorite episodes, etc.  but because flexibility has always been the by-word here, I’m certainly not going to limit you as to what you’d like to write about.  If you want to do a biographical sketch…fine and dandy.  If you want to review a film from Dick Van Dyke’s voluminous oeuvre (“Hmm…I don’t think anyone’s ever really addressed the existentialism in Lt. Robin Crusoe, U.S.N…”), have at it.  I’d even be up for insights on some of the actor’s other TV ventures, like The New Dick Van Dyke Show or Diagnosis Murder. The only stipulation (and it’s more of a guideline than a rule) is that you tie your contributions in some way (no matter how tortured your logic has to be) to The Dick Van Dyke Show.

So on October 3, 2011 I’ll cobble together a post containing links to all the people who are going to participate…and you can either send those links to me at igsjrotr(at)gmail(dot)com with “DVD Blogathon” in the subject header or you can put your link in the comments section, whichever way you’re most comfortable.  I hope most of the TDOY faithful can squeeze this into their busy schedules (I’m kind of competing with my pal Vincent’s Carole-a-thon, so I apologize for that); I’ve already been told by my BBFF (pronounced buh-biff) Stacia that she’s called dibs on the classic DVD outing “The Masterpiece” and that if anyone even entertains the thought of duplicating her choice she will send a plague of frog-eating spiders directly to your domicile.  When I get confirmation of the folks planning to participate, I shall amend this post with a list of the potential contributors.  “Come join us/Come join us/Just take a part and join us…”


(You can tell I’m pretty pumped about this.)  Oh, and I took the time to whip up a few banners for promotional purposes, so you can avail yourselves of whatever you need:



The following blogs have raised their hands:
Anthony Balducci's Journal – “My Blonde-Haired Brunette”
Caftan Woman – “The Return of Happy Spangler”/”The Return of Edwin Carp”
Cinematic Opinions You Didn't Know You Had – “What’s in a Middle Name”
ClassicBecky’s Brain Food (“Brains!”) – “Coast to Coast Big Mouth”
Classic Film and TV CafĂ© – “My Blonde-Haired Brunette”
Fedoras and High Heels – "Bupkis"/"The Life and Love of Joe Coogan""
The Flaming Nose - “I’d Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All”
The Forty Year-Old Fan Boy – “Uhny Uftz”
Gonna Put Me in the Movies – “The Redcoats are Coming”
The Horn Section Don't Worry, We'll Think of a Title
I Am a Child of Television – TBD
Inner Toob – Several Toobworld posts, including "Buddy Can You Spare a Job" and "Sam Pomerantz Scandals"
in so many words… - “A Day in the Life of Alan Brady”/”Long Night’s Journey Into Day”
In the Balcony Never a Dull Moment
Java's Journey – TBD
The Lady Eve’s Reel Life – TBD
The Land of Whatever – Overall view of series
Micro-Brewed Reviews (W.B. Kelso) – "That's My Boy"/"The Ghost of A. Chantz"
My Reader’s Block – TBD
A Mythical Monkey Writes About the Movies – “My Part-Time Wife”
The Nervous Purvis – TBD
Pretty Sinister Books - "The Sound of the Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears...Or Something Like That"
Resilient Little Muscle - "Buddy Sorrell, Man and Boy"
She Blogged by Night – “The Masterpiece”/"The Man from My Uncle"
A Shroud of Thoughts – TBD
The Slip Stitch - TBD
The Stupendously Amazingly Cool World of Old TV - Overall view of the series
Thrilling Days of Yesteryear – “Never Bathe on Saturday”
True Classics: The ABCs of Classic Film – “It May Look Like a Walnut”
Wide Screen World - Cold Turkey
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