Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Coming distractions

TCM already has their tentative October 2009 schedule up, and naturally they’ll be supplementing the usual classic movie fare with horror films (which also means that The Retropolitan will soon be roused from hibernation) concentrating on the Val Lewton classics, some Columbia features starring Boris Karloff (The Black Room, The Man They Could Not Hang) and productions by the old schlockmeister himself, William Castle—including the rarely-shown (and there’s a reason for it, it’s unbelievably awful) 13 Frightened Girls! (1963, October 8, 1:15pm EST). I’m particularly jazzed that TCM will feature the pre-Code cult horror Murders in the Zoo (1933, October 31, 10:00pm EST), which I haven’t seen since I sold my VCR.

October 5th will usher in a mini-marathon of Whistler films, based on the popular radio mystery anthology series heard on CBS Radio (mostly on the West Coast); Castle himself directed a few of the early entries--The Whistler (1944, 6:00am EST), Voice of the Whistler (1945, 8:30am EST) and Mysterious Intruder (1946, 9:45am EST) (the remaining Castle “Whistler,” The Mark of the Whistler [1944] is not on the schedule). The other three films scheduled are The Power of the Whistler (1945, 7:15am EST), The Secret of the Whistler (1946, 11:00am EST) and the final entry, The Return of the Whistler (1948, 12:15pm EST). If you’re still able to maintain a pucker after these six films, Turner Classic Movies will continue with Red Skelton’s “Whistling” trilogy starting at 1:30pm EST with Whistling in the Dark (1941). I had planned, once upon a time, to do a post about all the Whistler films but since Vince Keenan beat me to it sometime back (in one, two, three and four parts) I decided I really didn’t need to generate any more paper from the Department of Redundancy Department.

On October 8th, I noticed a couple of rarities that I’ve had on my must-see list for quite some time—one is Black Moon (1934, 3:30am EST), a bizarre voodoo-in-the-jungle melodrama helmed by one of my favorite B-movie directors, Roy William Neill. Neill may or may not be a familiar name to all and sundry but he was generally considered by his peers a talented craftsman capable of transforming low-budget movies into elegant works of art. Among his notable celluloid contributions: the previously mentioned The Black Room (1935) with Boris Karloff, The Lone Wolf Returns (1935), all of the Sherlock Holmes Universal films (with the exception of the first, Sherlock Holmes and the Voice of Terror [1942]), Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943) and Black Angel (1946). Neill retired in 1946 and sailed back to his home in England, wanting nothing more than to live the life of a country squire…and dropped dead of a heart attack while visiting relatives (though I’ve also heard that he expired just as he was crossing the threshold of his estate). TCM showed a batch of Columbia pre-Codes last Friday and one of them was The Good Bad Girl (1931), which Neill directed—and which I’ve recorded but have not seen yet.

The other film—which follows Moon at 4:45am—is Oscar “Budd” Boetticher’s The Missing Juror (1944), an extremely rare example of early noir starring Jim Bannon, Janis Carter, George Macready and Joseph Crehan. I’ve never seen it, and was kind of disappointed when TCM left it out of their Boetticher tribute a few weeks ago—so I will definitely have the DVD recorder at the ready for this little gem.

October 14 will spotlight a Lillian Gish film festival in the morning and afternoon hours—if you haven’t seen The White Sister (1923) yet (and want proof that Gish is sexier in a nun’s habit than Ingrid Bergman) it will be shown at 7:00am EST, but I’ll be readying the DVD recorder for La boheme (1926, 9:15am EST), The Scarlet Letter (1926, 11:00am EST) and one of the greatest silent films of all time, The Wind (1928, 12:45pm EST). Then starting at 8:00pm, TCM will do something it rarely finds occasion to do—showcase the woefully underrated comedy team of Bert Wheeler and Robert Woolsey in The Cuckoos (1930), Hook, Line and Sinker (1930), Caught Plastered (1931) and Peach-O-Reno (1931). (Are you listening, Mr. Brooks?)

The last item on the agenda is probably of interest only to myself, simply because I enjoy offbeat and cult movies—and they don’t come any more offbeat-er when TCM Underground doffs its cap to Robert Downey (Senior, not Junior) on October 23 with showings of his two best-known films, Putney Swope (1969, 2:15am EST) and Greaser's Palace (1972, 3:45am EST). “Rockin’ the boat’s a drag—you gotta sink the boat!”

Life lessons #50

Monday, July 13, 2009

Region 2 Cinema: The Undercover Man (1949)

Back in August of last year, I got the devastatingly brilliant idea—okay, I stole it from someone else’s blog…happy now?—to institute a weekly feature here at TDOY whereupon I would write reviews of classic films that are not, unfortunately, available here for purchase on Region 1 in the U.S. or Canada. It started out great guns, with posts on The Strange Affair of Uncle Harry (1945), The Fugitive (1947) and Repulsion (1965—which I believe has now been released on Region 1), and then it sort of tapered off to…well, for the sake of argument, let’s just call it “laziness.”

So as part of my new-found devotion to putting something up here everyday (barring famine, floods or a case of the sniffles) I decided to apply the paddles to this feature by taking a peek at the 1949 noir classic The Undercover Man—the reason for which I’ll reveal in a teensy bit. This crackerjack suspense thriller, directed by cult fave Joseph H. Lewis, stars Glenn Ford as a Treasury agent determined to bring down an underworld figure known only as “Big Fellow” with the help of subpoenas and two dedicated partners in James Whitmore (in his feature film debut) and David Wolfe. Ford’s Frank Warren—who’s sort of a Dave Bannion-on-decaf—is supposed to meet up with a man (Robert Osterloh) who’s willing to spill the beans on the mob boss’ operation…but he’s croaked as soon as he leaves the movie theatre where he and Warren palavered. (There’s a nice directorial touch from Lewis as he shows the hand of the dead stoolie clutching a box of Cracker Jack, one of his peccadilloes [the stoolie's, not the director's].) Warren and Company then move on to bookkeeper Salvatore Rocco (Anthony Caruso), who also gets gunned down shortly after reconciling with his young daughter—she and her grandmother (Esther Minciotti, ma to Ernest Borgnine in Marty), however, provide the information needed to break the case (they have possession of a ledger Rocco used to keep Big Fellow’s accounts) and in the end, Big Fellow ends up in a justifiably Big House.

You’re probably wondering how a film that follows the slightly dull proceedings of bringing a mobster down for tax evasion (but hey—that’s how they ended up nailing Capone) could generate much excitement, but it’s a testament to both Lewis’ direction and a taut script by Jack Rubin and Sydney Boehm (who also wrote The Big Heat, which might explain the similarity between Ford’s Treasury agent and hard-as-nails Heat cop) that Man has some truly edge-of-your-seat moments. (The script has some basis in fact, having been inspired by an article, “Undercover Man: He Trapped Capone,” by Frank J. Wilson.) The highlight of the film is when the mob’s crooked mouthpiece, played by Barry Kelley, sells out his bosses to cut the best possible deal for himself and a few of their men follow him and Warren slowly in a car as they’re walking, guns at the ready. (Ford says to Kelley: “I’m just as scared as you are.”) I’ve been a long-time fan of Lewis’, who directed many different types of pictures but seemed to find a niche in film noir with favorites like My Name is Julia Ross (1945) and So Dark the Night (1946)—though his best-known contributions to the style remain Gun Crazy (1950; a.k.a. Deadly is the Female) and The Big Combo (1955). Malvin Wald was also credited with additional dialogue, much of it the hard-boiled variety; I particularly enjoyed when Ford confronts Kelley with a subpoena, saying: “I came here to borrow some books—here’s my library card…”

For a movie that seems to have been filmed on the cheap, Man also boasts superior acting turns from the entire cast; in addition to those already named the film also features Nina Foch (who must have been a good luck charm for Lewis since she starred in Ross, the film that made people sit up and take notice…though she’s relegated to nothing else than the “supportive wife” in Man), Howard St. John, Frank Tweddell, John F. Hamilton and Leo Penn (Chris, Michael and Sean’s old man). You also catch in smaller roles Patricia Barry (billed as White), Kay Medford, Joe Mantell…and John Ireland, who does the brief narration at the beginning of the picture.

I chose to write about Man today because for those of you without region-free players (or you may just not want to pony up the scratch for a copy) can catch it on TCM this evening as part of a festival of “gangster” films being showcased every Monday (it’s a tie-in with Public Enemies [2009], which turned out to be good for something after all) that will kick off in about an hour with Eddie G. and Bogie in Bullets or Ballots (1936) at 8pm, followed by the James Cagney classic White Heat (1949). Man’s on deck at 11:30, with The Mob (1951, an interesting flick endorsed not only by me but by Cultureshark’s Rick Brooks), The Case Against Brooklyn (1958) and Bunco Squad (1950) after that. When I purchased Man on Region 2 (or Relato Criminal, as it says on the cover) I didn’t have TCM so I’m pretty sure I could have waited but it’s a first-rate print (if a bit too dark in places) that also contains a pair of trailers for I Am the Law (1938) and Road to Bali (1952). (I’m still trying to figure that last connection out.)

The Wonderful World of Facebook #8

Sunday, July 12, 2009

“There’s plenty of blame to go around…”

The above quote is from my old boss, the wily and parsimonious Robert Anderson, a Southern gentleman (in every sense of the phrase) who employed me as his night auditor at the Best Western he owned in Savannah from 1990-92. It didn’t take me long to learn during my sojourn there that any time a masterful f**k-up occurred at the BWC (the “C” stood for “Central”) you could have hired the most skilled lawyer in the world to defend you (“Your honor, my client wasn’t anywhere near the hotel when the fire broke out…”) and Mr. A (as we called him) would find some way to parcel the blame about among his employees equally. So when things went awry, my immediate fallback position was: “Yes, this wouldn’t have happened had I taken the proper steps to prevent it…what those steps are, I have no idea—but give me an hour and I’ll come up with something.”

As such, I must shoulder most of the blame for the fallow fields here at Thrilling Days of Yesteryear of late, and it’s kind of odd that I use that term because what’s been occupying most of my copious free time is an innocent little application at Facebook entitled FarmTown. For those of you not familiar with the insidious social network and its many “apps,” FarmTown allows you to get in touch with your inner Eddie Albert and start your own farm, plantin’ ‘taters and tomaters and benefiting from your labors. This game fascinates me to no end (I even named my domicile “The Haney Place” as a tribute to my favorite bucolic sitcom)—and I’ll be damned if I can figure out why; it may have something to do with the fact that I have virtually no life and in fact, derived a great deal of satisfaction today when I reached the lofty “Just Brilliant” plateau in the game that now allows me access to the seeds needed to plant carrots. I spent the better part of a half-hour planting both carrots and peas…because these Southern Chinese takeout joints who toss them willy-nilly into their fried rice need to get them from somewhere. When I took a picture of my farm to show off to the friends actually paying attention to my Facebook babblings, my esteemed blogging colleague Tom Sutpen asked if FarmTown was anything like another popular app, “Mafia Wars”—a game that allows you to get in touch with your inner Donnie Brasco. Tom admitted that the very concept of Mafia Wars terrifies the sh*t out of him, because he’s not entirely unconvinced they’re not using it to recruit people into the Cosa Nostra. (I didn’t help matters much by telling him that FarmTown is an exercise set up to transition us onto these collective farms I keep hearing disgruntled conservatives complain are just around the corner, courtesy of President Obama.)

The Facebook apps are what make FB so damn addictive; they have several that allow you to send libations of an alcoholic nature to your buddies, and it wasn’t until I glanced casually at my profile page that I noticed all I seemed to do while on “the Book” is drink and pass out…er, drinks to my mutual acquaintances—prompting Toby O’Brien to dub me “Facebook’s Bartender.” (Let me just say for the record that if Facebook truly considers introducing such a position, I’m ready to hit the ground running…and I have the references to boot.) But what I think is truly remarkable about Facebook—and I’ll try to state this in a positive way—is that it allows you to hook up with people you haven’t seen since high school…and demonstrates that sometimes the irony is so heavy around here you have to wear a hard-hat. Allow me to provide you with an amusing example (well, I thought it was amusing): earlier this week, I sent a “friend request” to an old classmate and was astonished when she accepted my invitation because, offline and in the real world, she never gave me the time of day during our halcyon days in high school. Contrast this with another former female classmate, of whom I sent two requests and was rebuffed both times. A third female friend (in addition to my pal HouseT) suggests I may have done something to the dame to tick her off—but if I have, a) I don’t remember what the slight was and b) couldn’t really give a damn. (It’s just the irony of the situation that’s making me laugh.)

Okay, so enough whining about Facebook. I was kept pretty busy the past several days with an outside project or two, running some errands (a trip to Publix, which netted me a veritable feast of Stouffer’s and Banquet frozen food dinners…yes, I have simple tastes) and posting some DVDs on eBay to keep Monsieur Wolf from my door for another month (if you’re interested, click here). I acknowledge that I’ve really been slacking off as of late, and it is my solemn vow to have at least something up of substance (keep in mind, however, that this is my blog I’m talking about) other than lame comic strips every day for the rest of the month. (“Baby step to four o’clock…baby step to four o’clock…”) As always, I appreciate your patience and encouragement of my behavior.

Here's another nice mess you've gotten me into...



Saturday, July 11, 2009

No phone, no lights, no motor car...

Friday, July 10, 2009

When worlds collide #43



Thursday, July 9, 2009

Life lessons #49

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

"I don't like the way Teddy Roosevelt is looking at me..."


SIOUX FALLS, S.D. (AP) — Environmentalists who hung a banner on Mount Rushmore National Memorial calling for a stop to global warming have been arrested.

A federal prosecutor says 11 people pleaded not guilty to trespassing and the misdemeanor crime of climbing on Mount Rushmore.

The environmental group Greenpeace says in a statement that its members hung the 2,300-square-foot banner that read, "America honors leaders not politicians: Stop Global Warming."

The banner was removed about an hour after it was unfurled from the top of the mountain Wednesday and hung alongside the carving of former President Abraham Lincoln.

Greenpeace says the activists scaled the monument using rock anchors used by the National Park Service. A park ranger says tourists helped alert park officials.

This punishment seems kind of harsh -- they let Cary Grant and Eva Marie Saint off with a slap on the wrist...

Movies that I’ve stared at recently on TCM #32 (Slacking off on the blog edition)

Well, sister Debbie and company have came and went, and except for a few moments of family ugliness (you know the old adage—familiarity breeds contempt) a good time was had by all. Most of TCM’s output the past few days hasn’t been looked at, more like taped: I’m anxious to get a gander at both Sylvia Scarlett (1935) and Mockery (1927) when time permits, but I did manage to revisit two old favorites:

Scaramouche (1952) – TCM’s Star of the Month is Stewart Granger, and while I can’t honestly consider myself a member of his corner (he kind of reminds me of a British Clark Gable…although I’ll readily confess that’s a little too harsh) he did appear in a number of films that I thought were first-rate: King Solomon's Mines (1950), Footsteps in the Fog (1955), North to Alaska (1960), The Secret Invasion (1964), etc. (all of which with the exception of Alaska will be shown on TCM this month) and starred on TV’s The Virginian in its final season (1970-71) when it was re-christened The Men From Shiloh. But this film, an action-packed swashbuckler based on the novel by Rafael Sabatini (and previously filmed as a silent picture in 1923, a DVD-R of which is available through the Warner Archive), is definitely my favorite and arguably his best. Granger is Andre Moreau, a happy-go-lucky bastard nobleman who cares very little about the political situation of the day (it’s just the French Revolution, that’s all) but begins to develop a social conscience when his best friend/surrogate brother Philippe de Valmorin (Richard Anderson) is killed by the Marquis de Maynes (Mel Ferrer) after de Maynes discovers Philippe is in actuality Marcus Brutus—author and distributor of a pamphlet that’s rousing the “rabble” into open revolt. Branded a traitor by the Marquis, Moreau hides out in a theatrical troupe and masquerades as the clownish comedian of the film’s title (which also allows him to romance his long-suffering girlfriend, played by a never-more-beautiful Eleanor Parker) while trying to keep an eye on the equally lovely Aline de Gavrillac de Bourbon (Janet Leigh).

Scaramouche is a favorite film of mine for several reasons: its source material is wonderfully written, with plot twists and turns that will definitely have you wondering what’s around the corner. Both Parker and Leigh are drop-dead-gorgeous in this, decked to the nines in breathtaking finery but at the same time playing independent, admirable females that are surely ahead of the story’s time period. I think director George Sidney was the right choice to direct Scaramouche; normally associated with splashy, colorful musicals (The Harvey Girls, Show Boat) Sidney treats the movie as if it were a musical (the scenes that feature the performing troupe seem only one step away from someone breaking out in song). But what I really enjoy about the movie is that Granger’s sword heroics are nowhere near evident at the beginning; the subplot has our hero attempting to learn how to handle a sword from the man (John Dehner) who taught de Maynes (I love how Dehner’s character is reluctant to take on Granger as a pupil until he learns that “Marcus Brutus” is Granger’s friend) and when that is finished, he moves on to the man (Richard Hale) who taught Dehner. When the climactic swordfight takes place (nearly ten minutes long, and rumored to be the longest in cinema history), we see Granger’s Moreau confidently take on Ferrer’s de Maynes, with a self-assurance missing from their earlier encounters. Absolutely brimming with entertaining moments from start to finish, Scaramouche is a must-see if by some odd chance you’ve avoided seeing it all these years—it includes cameos from the usual suspects: Elisabeth Risdon, John Litel (a doctor in this one), Henry Corden, Douglass Dumbrille, John Eldredge, and Frank Wilcox. Lewis Stone—the hardest working man at M-G-M—is not only in this film (as Anderson’s father) but appeared in the original playing Mel Ferrer’s role!

Angels in the Outfield (1951) – In his anecdotal history of old-time radio entitled The Great American Broadcast, Leonard Maltin remarks that actor Paul Douglas’ (who in this point in his career worked as a CBS Radio announcer) “bombastic personality never won him any popularity contests among his colleagues.” I’ve read similar anecdotes that Douglas remained the same once he made it in Hollywood—and if that is indeed the case, then Paul Douglas may be the best actor in movie history. He pretty much played the same character in every film—a down-to-earth, king-sized galoot who just needed his rough edges sandpapered down a bit—but he was lovable and easy to root for in practically all of his films, including Everybody Does It (1949), Panic in the Streets (1950), Fourteen Hours (1951), We're Not Married! (1952) and The Solid Gold Cadillac (1956).

Douglas co-starred alongside Ray Milland in one of my favorite films about baseball, It Happens Every Spring (1949)—and made a cameo appearance in Milland’s Rhubarb (1951), about a bad-tempered feline who inherits a team (of course, Douglas’ better half, Jan Sterling, was in that one, too). But I think Angels in the Outfield is my favorite Douglas film about the Great American Pastime: he’s Aloysius X. “Guffy” McGovern, manager of the hapless Pittsburgh Pirates—who are about to pull themselves out of their slump and benefit from the prayers of a little girl (Donna Corcoran) if Guffy can clean up his act (he receives messages from an angel voiced by an uncredited James Whitmore). Guffy turns over a new leaf, and the Pirates begin their arduous climb out of the cellar—but when the little moppet claims to see “angels” playing beside the Pirates, the story is printed in the papers by household hints editor Jennifer Paige (Janet Leigh), causing McGovern no end of grief.

This gentle fantasy-comedy doesn’t play as goopy as you would expect; Douglas’ rough-hewn “bark-is-worse-than-his-bite” character keeps it from getting too soppy…though it’s hard not to fight back a tear when he learns from Whitmore that veteran pitcher Saul Hellman (a marvelous, understated performance from Bruce Bennett, a.k.a. Herman Brix) will soon be playing on Whitmore’s team. (Douglas insists on leaving Bennett in the final game needed to clinch the pennant despite the pitcher’s exhaustion; when Bennett comes victoriously back to the dugout Douglas looks up and says quietly: “You’re gettin’ a good man.”) A top-notch supporting cast makes this sleeper shine, including Spring Byington (as a Sister Superior—which would make her a “December Bride of Christ,” I’m guessing), Keenan Wynn (as a boorish sports announcer), Lewis Stone (he’s everywhere!), Marvin Kaplan, Ellen Corby (also a nun), King Donovan, Barbara Billingsley (as a hat check gal), OTR vets Lawrence Dobkin (as a rabbi!) and Tudor Owen (as a priest) and a few surprise guests (I’ll keep most of these secret…but I’d love to know what was left of Ty Cobb’s appearance on the cutting room floor). Caution: This film was remade in 1994 by the Disney folk, and apart from featuring Ben Johnson (who’s always welcome in any film) was completely and totally unnecessary. Stick with the original; you’ll be glad you did.

When worlds collide #42