I’ve lost the @!#$% DVD .
Please to be stopping laughing right now. This is kind of a serious situation—okay;
maybe not too serious because this
chapter play is kind of boring the crap out of me, and I’m banking I’m not the
only one—but only because it is a none-too-subtle indication that I have too
much crap collected in my bedroom and it’s time to give it a thorough
straightening-out.
Honest to my grandma, I’ve searched high and low for that
doggone thing and have no idea where I could have put it. (I heard that, wiseass.) I’m ashamed to admit that my sleeping
environs are not the tidiest in the world; I have stacks upon stacks of DVD ’s piled everywhere that I keep meaning to arrange on the various shelves designed for that very
purpose…but since this attention span of mine comes perilously close to
resembling that of my soon-to-be-four-year-old nephew, that project is both
unfinished and wildly over-budget. (I’d
show you a picture of what it looks like but I think we’re all in agreement
that the Internets could get by with at least one less shocking image.)
So the only remedy available to me at this juncture is to
get some of this cleaned up. Don’t think
I didn’t explore other avenues: the serial is available for viewing at YouTube,
and I gave serious consideration to just embedding the ninth chapter here and
calling it a day. But then I had a
vision of you good people enjoying it without the trademark TDOY snark, and it pained me to think I’d
be letting you down.
There is good news on the horizon, however—I did not misplace the DVD
with this Monday’s Mayberry Mondays episode.
(Though after I finish hosing down the bedroom, it’s possible it could
go missing as well.) I’ll definitely
have that on tap for ya, and once again…mucho apologias for skipping out on
Winslow and Company this week.
1 comment:
HA! Hahaha laughing so hard over here, Ivan. Not at you, but at the joy of realizing this glorious new excuse I can use for myself.
Not that I, er, would ever do that.
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