“And I hope when I find something that I want to do and I
think you would like and come back, that you'll be as gracious in inviting me into
your home as you have been…I bid you a very heartfelt good night.” Those final words rung down the curtain on
Johnny Carson’s thirty-season stint as host of NBC’s
The Tonight Show (or
The
Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, as it was officially known), when “The
King of Late Night” officially retired on May 22, 1992. Sadly, Carson never returned to TV save for a
small vocal contribution (as himself) on an episode of
The Simpsons and a cameo
on
Late
Show with David Letterman in 1994; he left this world for a better
hosting gig on January 23, 2005 at the age of 79. (
Correction: I wrote too soon; Mark Murphy e-mailed me to let me know that Johnny also
did a monologue on a 1993 NBC special feting Peacock institution Bob Hope on his 90th birthday. Thanks, Mark!)
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Johnny...we'd hardly know ye. |
I’m a little fuzzy on the exact time frame, but I remember I
was on my way home from my night auditor gig at The Landmark Inn a year or two
before Carson’s passing. I took a taxi that
day (I didn’t want to wait for the bus), and the cabbie was listening to a
couple of radio jocks holding forth about how
The Tonight Show just
wasn’t the same since Johnny’s departure and that Jay Leno couldn’t carry
Carson’s jockstrap. One of the hosts—who
claimed to know people who know people who know Carson—explained that Johnny
had not made a return to the small screen because…well, he kind of danced
around the reason but the implication was that the former talk-show host had
really “let himself go” (see photo at left).
Then came the observation that he (the jock) would rather watch an
obese, bloated Carson drooling all over himself than that poltroon Leno any day
of the week. I’m not proud of this—but I
laughed like a hyena at his remark.
Those of you who get the substation Antenna TV in your area
are aware that they added reruns of
Johnny Carson (the retitled
Tonight
Show) to their schedule in August of 2015 (the shows from 1972 on,
since only a handful of the pre-1972
Tonight Shows have survived due to “wiping”),
and occasionally a segment surfaces on The Greatest Cable Channel Known to
Mankind™ (their presentation,
Carson on TCM, went great guns at
first before eventually doing a slow vanishing act). Time Life has released several DVD compilations—notably
the 22-disc
Johnny and Friends (SRP $199.95), with 61 hours of material—and
next Tuesday (July 4) they’ll roll out a new-to-retail DVD collection of nine
classic Carson telecasts (on 3 discs—the SRP is $29.95) with the emphasis on appearances
by comedians Steve Martin, Robin Williams, and Eddie Murphy.
My good friend Michael Krause at Foundry Communications
graciously gifted me with a screener for this upcoming release, which not only
features these telecasts in their entirety (the musical guests are often
excised from the Antenna TV repeats for copyright reasons) but the original
network commercials as well. This
appealed to the old-time radio fan in me (I love to listen to broadcasts that
have the commercials intact), though I admittedly only watched one of the shows
with commercials (you have the option of watching without—something that I’m
sure would please my father if Carson reruns were his particular meat). That would be the oldest show in this
collection, a July 21, 1976 telecast on the disc spotlighting Steve
Martin. For an hour-and-fifteen minutes
(the Carson show was a ninety-minute program from 1966 to 1980) I got to
reminisce about taking the Nestea plunge and how Heinz ketchup is “slow good”
(voiceover by Casey Kasem) …not to mention seeing familiar faces like Betty
White (plugging Spray ‘n Wash) and Doris Roberts (a Glade air-freshener
commercial—she won a Clio award for those spots).
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I cannot come up with the name of the actor playing Doris' husband in this commercial, and it's nagging at me because I've seen him in so many other things. (It's hell getting old.) |
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Wild and crazy guy. |
In high school, I thought Steve Martin was the funniest man
to walk the planet. I owned all four of
his stand-up albums, mimicked all of his routines (“Excuuuuuse me!”), and
relished every time he hosted
Saturday Night Live. With the passage of time, however…well, I
find myself pondering what the hell I thought was so funny about the guy. (Now I know why Los Parentes Yesteryear
looked at me so strangely…though that may not have entirely been all Martin’s
doing.) His 1976 appearance on Carson
features much of his “wild-and-crazy-guy” shtick, and to be honest, I enjoyed
the other guests on that particular telecast more—Jimmy Stewart, plugging
The Shootist (1976) but also
reminiscing about
It’s a Wonderful Life
(1946), and Karen Black…who seemed to be on some sort of narcotic that night
but I’ll be damned if I can figure out what it was. A May 21, 1982 program brings Steve back
along with Sylvester Stallone—both stars plug their current movies (Sly’s
Rocky III; Martin’s
Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid) but again,
because I’m just weird this way, I got more of a kick out of the “Stump the
Band” segment…because one of the songs suggested to stymie Tommy Newsome and the
NBC Orchestra (Doc Severinsen, amusingly enough, was out of town—performing a
concert in my home town of Charleston, WV) was
Sunday Driving, a novelty tune recorded by Jerry Lewis. The last show on the Martin DVD is the most
fun: a December 19, 1991 outing that allows Martin to plug
Father of the Bride
(1991) and it also features one of my favorite funny ladies, Cathy Ladman, along
with singer Leon Redbone (performing
Christmas
Island).
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Nice threads, Eddie. |
The third disc in this collection highlights three 1982
appearances from Eddie Murphy, who at that time was wowing
SNL viewers weekly with
his shtick—the July 30th telecast mentions that Murphy is working on his first
feature film (the one that put him on the map),
48 HRS. I’m quite fond of
many of Eddie’s movies—
48 HRS.,
Beverly Hills Cop (1984),
The Golden Child (1986—don’t think I
can’t hear you judging me out there)—and enjoyed many of his
SNL
characters (prison poet Tyrone Green never failed to make me fall to the floor),
but his stand-up always left me stone-faced, particularly the homophobic
Honeymooners
bit he did in his 1983 HBO TV special
Delirious. (Try explaining it to both of your parents,
who decided to watch with me.) A
February 10, 1982 appearance has him starting his routine by encouraging the
audience to shout out the N-word…and I don’t mean “Norbit.” (Edgy!)
If you’re a Murphy devotee, you’ll enjoy seeing the twenty-year-old trading
yuks with Johnny on the cusp of Murphy’s phenomenal stardom; his January 1,
1982 debut on the
Tonight Show is presented in this collection in its entirety.
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Robin Williams, circa 1984. |
If you need a solid reason to pick up this collection, the
second disc—featuring three shows with the manic Robin Williams as guest—more than
justifies the purchase. Just as I prefer
Eddie Murphy in movies, I thought Williams was at his best when he was simply
turned loose on
The Tonight Show, where his machine-gun stream-of-consciousness
would always reduce the host to helpless laughter. (It’s no surprise that Robin was the guest on
the penultimate Carson
Tonight Show telecast, along with
Bette Midler.) Williams’ April 3, 1984
appearance allows him to plug what I think is his finest film comedy,
Moscow on the Hudson (1984—this and the
1983 movie he did with Walter Matthau,
The
Survivors, are my favorites) and his
co-guest Phyllis Newman reminds the audience multiple times that her husband is
lyricist-playwright Adolph Green (something that both Robin and Johnny start to
mock after a fashion). A January 10,
1991 show (with Steve Lawrence) coincides with Robin’s turn in
Awakenings (1990); Williams relates the
incident where he accidentally hit co-star Robert DeNiro in the nose while
filming and it’s hysterical.
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Comedy greatness. |
The final telecast on this disc is a September 19, 1991
free-for-all that allows Williams (plugging 1991’s
The Fisher King) to riff alongside his one-time
Mork
and Mindy co-star (and acknowledged influence) Jonathan Winters. Honest to my grandma, I laughed so hard
during this show I was literally in tears.
Winters enters the stage wearing a Union uniform (his first words are “We
lost the fort—the Indians were sober…
we
were drunk this time.“) and when Park Overall (of
Empty Nest) comes out and
asks Johnny “Why is he wearing a Yankee uniform?” Jonathan comes back with “Cause
I’m a
Yankee—we’re gonna go through
Chickamauga
twice!” It is classic comedy, and while I’m not a
religious or spiritual individual, I like to think that if there is a better
world after this one these two mad geniuses are cutting up in the afterlife to
thunderous appreciative laughter and applause.
Thanks again to Michael for the screener—if you’re a fan of Johnny
Carson, you’re going to want this one for the DVD shelf.
Addendum: Both the Mayor of Toobworld (Dr. Tobias O'Brien) and member of the TDOY
faithful Mark Murphy have identified the actor with Doris Roberts in the Glade commercial as character veteran J.J. Barry. The blog is grateful for their tireless efforts in small screen research.
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